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Magic: the Gathering

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NARRATIVE.LY | Posted 03.07.2013 | New York

Worldwide, there are ninety million registered Magic: The Gathering players. Now in its 20th year, the game—in which two players wage battle using t...

Hoarding Magic Cards Makes You an Asshole

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Brandon Mendelson

Wizards is caving to a minority of players who are ruining the game. They're called hoarder whores and they should never be listened to.

How Opening Magic Booster Boxes Turned Me Off From Vegas

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Brandon Mendelson

I'm going to share something with you that I probably ... Actually? Who cares. I don't plan on running for office. I did at one point, but now I'll just be happy writing Wonder Woman comics.

Where's My Time Traveling Delorean?

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Brandon Mendelson

Are you going to win a Magic tournament with bad cards? It's not likely, but it's also not impossible. Is it likely that I'll sleep with Halle Berry? No. But is it impossible? No.

The Reasonable Man Flushes Twice

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Brandon Mendelson

I'm distracted by this tug of war between my Smart Brain and Dumb Brain. Smart Brain has lofty ambitions. Dumb Brain has bad ideas. Like spending $400 for a custom cat fight video.

I Powerbomed a Dude for Making Fun of Magic

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Brandon Mendelson

My parents sent me to this day camp. I was eleven and hated it. I know. Poor me, having to go to summer camp when people are eating each other in New Jersey.

Finding A Hobby That Doesn't Involve Bikini Suplexes

Brandon Mendelson | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Brandon Mendelson

I'm looking for a new hobby. The last one involved browsing a women's wrestling company's website and laughing at the double entendres used for their titles.

Putting the Data into Dating

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jilly Gagnon

In 48% of pictures where the user is looking away, he or she is below a 4 on the 10-scale. In 28% of those pictures, the image is actually, literally, a dog. But dressed up in people clothes.

Apple's iPhone as Leviathan

Ron Galloway | Posted 05.25.2011 | Business
Ron Galloway

Apple's earnings call yesterday proved that in the realm of handheld devices, the iPhone is the largest card in that game, and in fact, it is the Leviathan of its product line.