This week on Dancing With the Stars rock 'n' roll -- and obsessive amounts of guy-liner -- took center stage in the ballroom, and the judges were not so impressed, as they dished out some of their lowest scores -- and harshest critiques -- of the season.
It's going to be tough. Your muscles will ache, you will get plenty of bumps and bruises, and you may even cry (this actually sounds really awful). But I can't tell you how excited I am to see your face when the music stops and we have completed our first official dance together.
My best advice to the nicest girl in Tinseltown: Don't forget to be nice to yourself, by which I mean, be self-compassionate! You're living proof that nice girls don't have to finish fat, but do remember to put yourself first.
In between the stunning Week 17 finale of the NFL regular season and the most exhilarating Wild Card weekend in history, I broke entertainment news. Don't come for my job, Mary Hart. I didn't mean to.
Rather than simply trying to win something, enter the record books, or even cross a finish line, the idea of running a marathon now has much deeper meaning.
I started the evening as someone sympathetic to animal rights and welfare, and left the evening feeling enlightened on the issues and inspired to be much more of an advocate.