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Medical Emergencies

The Absolute Worst Day Of The Week To Have A Medical Emergency

Laverne H. Bardy | Posted 09.06.2014 | Fifty
Laverne H. Bardy

I had a serious bronchial infection that found me sitting in the Emergency Room for a total of -- I am NOT exaggerating -- 10 hours; seven in the waiting room and three in the actual Emergency Room. The reason we were made to wait the first seven hours was because none of my limbs were ripped off.

I'm With Stupid: The Most Pathetic Phone Call You'll Ever Make

Todd Hartley | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

For some reason, I always got a kick out of the notion of someone dialing 911 for himself or herself. The very idea seemed entirely ludicrous -- at least, it seemed ludicrous until I wound up in the dire straits in which I found myself Monday night.