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Menopause Humor

Are You Smarter Than Menopause? Find Out Now!

Stephanie D. Lewis | Posted 06.24.2015 | Fifty
Stephanie D. Lewis

Is your brain fog so thick and your mind such a blur that you've considered breaking out the Windex? Are you falling-off-the-chart smart? Or are you just falling apart? Try this fun test to see where your brain cells stand these days.

Miffed by the Prospect of Menopause

Luise Meyer | Posted 08.17.2014 | Fifty
Luise Meyer

I am not menopausal, nor have I gone through menopause, so I obviously don't know what is in store for me, but if the experience of those nearest and dearest to me is any indication, it is unlikely to be a fun fest.

Women Over 50 and Our Monumental Discovery of Our Pact with the Devil

Arlene Nisson Lassin | Posted 02.15.2014 | Fifty
Arlene Nisson Lassin

In order for women to have the parts and hormones necessary to partake in the great privilege of giving birth, women have unknowingly made a secret pact with the devil.

The Upside of Menopause

Ronna Benjamin | Posted 11.25.2013 | Fifty
Ronna Benjamin

We GET to have mood swings and sudden tears about our empty nest, because we also get martinis and ice cream for dinner.

Why We Need A Menopause Bill Of Rights

Eva Moon | Posted 10.30.2013 | Fifty
Eva Moon

It seems like every interest group wants its own Bill of RIghts these days -- Airline passengers, Cruise Passengers, Online Privacy Advocates. A Postpartum Depression Bill of Rights was just proposed last week. All worthy causes, I'm sure. But there's another group just as deserving of a bill of rights.

Saying Goodbye to All That

Sheryl Kraft | Posted 08.27.2013 | Fifty
Sheryl Kraft

I've come up with my list of things that many of us can say goodbye to/good riddance to with age. If this can't help me figure out just how I feel about aging, I don't think all the arguments in the world can.

The Difference Between Menopause and Demonic Oppression

Donna Highfill | Posted 08.13.2013 | Fifty
Donna Highfill

Menopause has driven me to research demonic oppression. That's right -- oppression, not possession. That means those little heathens are popping in and out of the psyche, but do not always find a hospitable environment.

Why I Reported Menopause to the Police

Donna Highfill | Posted 08.06.2013 | Fifty
Donna Highfill

Nothing seemed to be missing other than her waist, which is definitely gone. At one point we did determine that it might be hidden under her breasts, but even after lifting her breasts to their pre-breastfeeding position, her waist could not be located.

The 12 Days of Christmas, Menopause-style

Ellen Dolgen | Posted 02.13.2013 | Fifty
Ellen Dolgen

Since the holiday season means getting together and partying with friends and family who may be going through "the change" (*cringe*) themselves, I th...

Why I Wish I Were Meryl Streep

Donna Highfill | Posted 01.09.2013 | Fifty
Donna Highfill

Since reaching menopause, my tear ducts have declared war. They hide behind the obvious tear-jerkers and wait for moments that do not require them. They are ninjas that strike when I least expect them.

Menopause

Laura Tompkins | Posted 12.25.2012 | Healthy Living
Laura Tompkins

A creative, comedic, and cathartic take on life's transitions. Menopause feels as if your body is possessed by some alien... a nasty, evil, sev...