1.Hablo un poco ingles guy. You have no shared language but his Russian, Creole, French, Portuguese or Spanish turns you on. Love (lust) binds you. Until you get bored watching him Skype back home and just want a conversation with anyone who understands that Liz Lemon is funny.
They say relationships are an opportunity to grow. And since this one is going to be for a long time, I may as well be on my way to becoming a damn California Redwood. But I don't mind. I hear there's a great view up there.