If society actually does care about you and the one-eyed snail, it's nowhere near as much as people praise hot chicks and the omnipotent V.A.G. Online lists abound of all sorts of female fuckables and you're just feeling . . . left out right?
Their names are Julia, Jen, Halle and Michelle. They're posing in bikinis, burning up the box office, hogging magazine covers and kicking 20-somethings to the curb. Here's why seasoned is the new sexy!