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Mitt Romney Secret Service Protection

Dear Mitt: Be Like Kobe, Not Optimus Prime

Ben Zweifach | Posted 05.21.2012 | Politics
Ben Zweifach

When asked to pick a Secret Service codename, Mitt Romney settled on an inanimate object: Javelin. Mitt's aides insisted the moniker referred to the '67 "Javelin" muscle-car. So... the esteemed candidate from the Automaton Party named himself after a machine. Bravo.

What Should Romney's Secret Service Codename Be?

The Huffington Post | Mandy Jenkins | Posted 02.01.2012 | Politics

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney will soon be receiving Secret Service protection -- and with that protection comes a time-honored bit of s...