I remember clearly the day I sassed you so hard that you looked me square in the eye and said, "I hope you have a child exactly like you someday." I laughed and shrugged it off. It made no sense. Didn't you mean that you wanted to ground me for eternity?
My daughter recently turned five, which makes me think now is the time to instill some serious values in her. Good etiquette has been thrown to the wayside, so here are the The Wordy Girl's Guide to Good Manners.