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These #MomQuotes Tweets Prove Mom Is The Greatest

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 05.08.2015 | Comedy

Whether she's talking about riding home in a "YouBert" or taking "facies" with friends, you can always count on Mom for a great quote. In honor of ...

12 Parenting Truths From Moms Who Just Want To Pee Alone

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 04.02.2015 | Parents

Following up on her bestselling anthology of essays I Just Want To Pee Alone and its sequel I Just Want to Be Alone, Jen Mann of People I Want to Punc...

10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say As a Parent

Lori Ferraro | Posted 11.26.2014 | Parents
Lori Ferraro

"We don't have time to brush teeth -- chew this gum." "I'll give you a dollar if you finish your vegetables/homework/endless video game level."

Oh, Mom...

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 05.09.2014 | Comedy

In honor of Mother's Day, Jimmy Fallon unveiled his latest "Tonight Show Hashtag," #momquotes. The results were predictably wonderful....

11 Little Life Lessons From Mom That You Should Never Forget

Posted 05.08.2014 | Parents

A mother-child relationship is a curious thing. It starts out as one of basic necessity (infanthood), morphs into one of emotional inconsistency (adol...

Like My Mother Always Said...

Erin McHugh | Posted 07.02.2014 | Fifty
Erin McHugh

My mom has been gone for over 20 years now, so it's not like I would be repeating an incident from yesterday. But she ticked off what I'd said, and I thought, Wow, I do do that. Without even realizing it, every day I'm leaning on, laughing at and listening to my mom.

13 Quotes From Famous Moms Who Tell It Like It Is

Posted 06.09.2015 | Parents

Whoever said you have to be perfect to be a good parent is clearly not actually a parent. A huge part of having kids is embracing messiness and uncert...

Fallon Finds The Funniest Mom Quotes

Posted 07.10.2013 | Comedy

Jimmy Fallon struck Twitter hashtag gold once again by collecting his followers' funniest #MomQuotes before Mother's Day this weekend. On Wednesday...

25 Moms Confess Their Secrets

The Stir | Posted 03.06.2013 | Parents
The Stir

There are other mommies just like me who don't always say or think the right thing. They are crass and jealous and frustrated and insecure and ... human. Hallefreakinglujah.

WATCH: The Funniest #MomQuotes

Posted 01.06.2012 | Comedy

Jimmy Fallon asked viewers to submit their funniest "Mom Quotes" on Twitter for his popular Late Night Hashtags segment, and evidently, his viewers' m...

Happy Mother's Day! 11 Inspirational Reflections On Motherhood

The Huffington Post | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living

Mother's Day is today, May 8, 2011, and if you're looking for some last-minute inspiration for cards, notes and phone calls to Mom, these reflections ...

Mom Quotes: 15 Sayings For Mother's Day 2010

Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living

There's still time for last-minute Mother's Day surprises, and these mom quotes can help in those efforts. A good mom quote might be the perfect ad...

Happy Crappy Mother's Day!

John Shore | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
John Shore

Mother's Day fortifies people's desperate need to tell themselves they had mothers who weren't self-centered cretins with no more business raising children than a fish has raising gerbils.

Mother's Day Quotes: Inspirational Sayings For Mother's Day 2010

Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living

Mother's Day 2010 is this Sunday, May 9, 2010, and if you're looking for some last-minute inspiration for cards, notes and gifts in general, Mother's ...