Farrah repeatedly whines "baaaby!" at porn star James Deen in a desperate (and unconvincing) attempt to make it seem like they've established an off-camera relationship. Oh, Farrah. The man and his member have starred in 1,300 pornos: The jig is up.
I believe the first Us Weekly cover did so well because it could have simply been a real-life story -- so even if you never watched Teen Mom you would still be compelled to buy it because of the topic.