"The campaign wants us to not go in the houses, but we do it anyway! We're supposed to do three hours of canvassing, but it's an hour in each house. Before I know it, I have three tacos in my hand. Before I go, they've hugged me and blessed me!"
"The Republicans are having an identity crisis with Hispanics. If you're a Hispanic, you're going to join the Democratic Party, even though the party supports all these ideals we don't agree with. Hispanics rightfully should be Republicans; they just don't know it."