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Maher: 'If It’s Obama, America Wins. If It’s Romney, Comedy Wins.'

Posted 01.03.2013 | Comedy

"New Rule: Stop telling me you can't wait for this election to be over. Oh, admit it, you junkie. You love it!" In his final pre-election New Rule ...

GOP Construction of a Fictional "Obama" Has Taken a Turn to the Absurd

Mitchell Bard | Posted 04.10.2012 | Politics
Mitchell Bard

Even as commentators start to note the GOP effort to create a fictional Barack Obama, it looks like Republicans have decided to double down on the stupid. That is, they have strayed from plausible lies -- lies that, to the uninformed, could feel true -- to absurd ones.

Friday Talking Points -- Phony Vacation Outrage

Chris Weigant | Posted 10.19.2011 | Politics
Chris Weigant

President Obama is on vacation. This fact is being subject to ridicule from Republicans, and their enablers in the media. Which has prompted me to -- in the fashion of Bill Maher -- come up with a New Rule.

WATCH: Bill Maher's New Rule For Cell Phone Cancer

Posted 08.09.2011 | Comedy

So yet another study has come out saying that there is indeed a link between cell phones and cancer. But it's not all bad. In fact, as far as Bill Mah...

WATCH: Bill Maher's New Rule

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

This week's "new rule" involves the ever-divisive medium that is news radio. But it's not what the radio is saying that's caught Bill Maher's attentio...

WATCH: Bill Maher's New Rule

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

The Internet got a little taste of what to expect from this week's episode of "Real Time with Bill Maher" today, when the following New Rule was relea...

WATCH Bill Maher: Let Gays Join Military If Others Are Too Fat To Fight

Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy

Almost 1 in 4 military applicants are too fat to serve, according to a new study by Cornell researchers. "Real Time" host Bill Maher points to the de...

New Rule: Reef Madness

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Fallopian Rube

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: You Drill Here, You Live Here

Robert L. Cavnar | Posted 05.25.2011 | Business
Robert L. Cavnar

Here's a new rule: All corporations owning or servicing these wells must be managed by CEOs who are permanently based in the US.

New Rule: Politicians Must Be Informed of Their Rights: "Everything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You in a Google Search"

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

We just had the fifth anniversary of YouTube and the twelfth of Google, and between them, they're killing off a great institution: lying.

New Rule: Girls Gone Riled

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Mexico Sh*tty

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

Rule For New Planes Means More Airbags

NPR | By Adam Hochberg | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

AmSafe is supplying the product to most major U.S. airlines to help comply with a new government crash standard. The rule has been phased in slowly ov...

New Rule: Conspiracy Weary

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Oys In The Attic

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Evolutionary Guard

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Popular Hispanics

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Slacks Like Me

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Search and Annoy

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Sea Minus

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Tooth Commission

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Return To Lender

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: General Erection

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher

New Rule: Car Berater

Bill Maher | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Bill Maher