Newt Gingrich is well-known as the big-brained man of ideas, so there must be something to this secret plan of his to take his campaign to Hawaii, even as everyone else in the field is traipsing around Iowa and New Hampshire, mustn't there? Let's see, the Hawaii primary is set for a week after Super Tuesday, so there's nothing pressing as far as the schedule goes. Just last week, we learned that Hawaii is the most Democratic state in the nation, so it's not like Gingrich has a lot of critical base-building to do. Still! He must be up to something, because there's no way Newt Gingrich is running some sort of fake campaign!