If they were at all true to my generation, Topanga, Cory and Shawn would be in a polyamorous relationship. They would all still be living with their parents, Topanga would be the only one who was employed -- and she would be the one who was a teacher (not Cory).
Do you think there's a celebrity somewhere who'd be interested in taking on legislative redistricting? I know it's quite a lift. But if there was ever a good cause that needed some glamour, this is it.
The tables were turned Wednesday night as fashion's pint-sized barons Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen courted the very bloggers who meticulously idolize and document the twins' iconic street style.
Betty White: Golden Girl, game show veteran, Snickers pitch woman and SNL host? The gray-haired octogenarian is the longest of long shots, but her candidacy is an internet sensation.
Bob Saget is probably the only man alive who could pull off a fundraiser for a debilitating disease one night, and sing a tune like "My dog licked my balls" the next. In both capacities, he kills.
We trust these girls' taste in sunglasses - we'd probably wear them with skinny jeans and a pair of over the knee boots for the full Downtown effect. Would you buy Olsen-designed shades?
I have to thank the Olsen twins for making a movie about going to a Model United Nations conference, which in turn got me to attend the first Model UN meeting my high school.
The Olsens have made an impressive leap from being recognizable child starlets to establishing themselves as a brand all of their own. Evidently, the next step in their careers is in the literary world.