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Here's How To Avoid Sobbing While You Slice An Onion

PureWow | Posted 07.19.2016 | HuffPost Home

Do you become a sniffling, weeping mess every time you take a chef’s knife to a Vidalia? If so, you’re not alone. Blame it on synthase―the enzym...

Janice Magazine Is The Antidote For Our Short Comedic Attention Spans

The Huffington Post | John Trowbridge | Posted 02.24.2016 | Comedy

Gone are the days where one could walk down the street, pick up a physical copy of The Onion, finger through a couple pages, and enjoy a laugh that so...

ClickHole's New Diet Is The Best Way To Change How Terrible You Are

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 11.12.2015 | Comedy

Are you tired of you? Of course, we all are! You're terrible! But you don't have to be! The health gurus at ClickHole have partnered with the leading ...

The Brilliant Onion Slicing Hack You've Never Seen Before

LittleThings | Posted 09.14.2016 | Taste

Unless you are a professional chef, or have had some kind of culinary training, your meals will probably never turn out quite as pretty as the ones that are brought to you at a fancy restaurant. But this trick for peeling onions is a good place to start!

3 Delicious Recipes That Will Make You Forget You're Eating Toast

O, The Oprah Magazine | Ashley Sepanski | Posted 09.01.2015 | OWN

While toast (with a cup of coffee) is all I eat on many hectic mornings, it's also something I rely on at any time of day. A grilled piece of bread is...

Passover Persian Style

Dora Levy Mossanen | Posted 05.31.2015 | Los Angeles
Dora Levy Mossanen

Family, friends, and loud children begin to trickle in; delicious waves of gossip swell and spread. Compliments sprinkle around like sugarcoated almonds. "What a sumptuous spread." "You look more beautiful than the full moon." "How in the world do you manage?"

Why You Should Eat These Smelly Foods

Spoon University | Posted 08.12.2014 | Taste
Spoon University

Proceed with caution and try not to eat these in class or your workplace -- no one's a fan of stinky lunches.

WATCH: Never Screw Up Dicing An Onion Again

Alison Spiegel | Posted 03.05.2014 | Taste

Learn how to dice like a boss.

25 Magical Spells Cast By Caramelized Onions

The Huffington Post | Posted 11.05.2013 | Taste

Eating them straight out of the pan is another great option.

The Onion Reportedly Hacked By Syrian Electronic Army

| Posted 05.06.2013 | Media

Messages from the Onion's Twitter and Facebook feeds prompted questions about whether the accounts had been hacked by the Syrian Electronic Army on Mo...

Onion Blasted For Insulting 9-Year-Old Actress

Posted 02.25.2013 | Media

The Onion set Twitter on fire Sunday night after insulting Oscar-nominated actress Quvenzhane Wallis. The satirical newspaper's tweet, shown below,...

Hot and Sweet Cornbread Stuffing

Nik Sharma | Posted 11.20.2012 | Taste
Nik Sharma

Thanksgiving is a time for family traditions. Some people love sausage and bread in their stuffing, while others make theirs hot or sweet.

20 Incredible Onion Recipes

Posted 11.01.2012 | Taste

If someone nearby has onion-breath, it's probably us.

Grill Shish Kebab Labor Day Weekend or Anytime

Laura Kumin | Posted 10.30.2012 | Taste
Laura Kumin

Food-on-a-stick is great fun to eat. Chicken grilled on a skewer, also known as chicken shish kebab, is easy to make and delicious -- a lovely summer dinner with couscous and green salad.

The Best Way to Cut an Onion Without Crying

EatingWell | Posted 08.31.2012 | Taste

Some people swear by holding a piece of bread in your mouth while cutting onions. Others say cutting them next to a candle or under running water helps. After trial and error, below are a few tips I've found that really work.

The Onion Comes Under Fire For Controversial Tweets | JOHN BRESNAHAN | 9/29/11 11:55 AM EDT | Posted 11.29.2011 | Media

U.S. Capitol Police are investigating a series of Twitter postings from The Onion, the well-known fake news site, which posted several bogus tweets ab...

The Onion Live Tweeting Congress Hostage 'Breaking News'

The Huffington Post | Craig Kanalley | Posted 11.29.2011 | Comedy

Satirical news publication The Onion broke the news on Twitter about an hour ago of a hostage situation involving Congress, but the story is not true ...

WATCH: Michael Bay Finally Attacks America

Posted 09.07.2011 | Comedy

We all should have seen this coming. In the video below, "The Onion News Network" reports on the destruction of our home soil last week by none oth...

WATCH: All Your Questions About 'The Onion' Answered

The Huffington Post | Carol Hartsell | Posted 08.23.2011 | Comedy

Editor of "The Onion" Joe Randazzo stopped by "Morning Joe" on Thursday to talk about the paper's campaign to be honored with a Pulitzer, as well as t...

Why Not Give The Onion A Pulitzer?

Chris Weigant | Posted 08.20.2011 | Media
Chris Weigant

The Onion, of course, is satire, so their campaign for a Pulitzer is heavily laced with humor. Humorous or not, though, they've got a serious point.

Blog Mocks Facebookers Unfamiliar With The Onion

Posted 07.27.2011 | Comedy

One thing that's even funnier than The Onion's impeccable satire is when people actually take it seriously. It's even better when they do so and then ...

The North Jersey Onion Burger

Josh Ozersky | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home
Josh Ozersky

I recently wrote about my North Jersey slider recipe at The Hamburger That Made Me Whole: With Recipe, At Last! So I thought the least...

The Week's Top 5 Funniest Videos: The TSA, Kanye West, Cookie Monster and More

Matt Wilstein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Matt Wilstein

Conan O'Brien showed us one more of Oprah's favorite things, once and for all demonstrating why her audience behaves the way they do.

Top 5 Funniest: Pee-wee Herman, Cee-Lo, Jerry Stiller and More (VIDEOS)

Matt Wilstein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Matt Wilstein

With the premiere of The Social Network fast approaching, the parodies and mash-ups continue. Urlesque demonstrates how the music from the trailer can make anything seem dramatic.

Top 5 Funniest Videos of the Week (via Gotcha Media)

Matt Wilstein | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Matt Wilstein

Funny or Die kicks off this week in funny videos with their gritty look at the world of Brostitutes, with Tim Roth as the de facto bro-pimp.