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Open Letters

An Open Letter to Moms Who Write Open Letters

Elizabeth Paulson | Posted 08.18.2016 | Parents
Elizabeth Paulson

Hey there, mama... yeah, it's me. The one who really offended you, so much so that you wrote me an open letter. Listen, I'm sorry. I truly am. I didn't mean to cause you such hurt. I can explain.

Dear Kim Kardashian, You Are More Than a Great Ass

Taraleigh Weathers | Posted 01.13.2015 | Entertainment
Taraleigh Weathers

When I watch your show it makes me really sad sometimes. Your audience gets breakouts on their faces, gets bad hair cuts, looks bloated sometimes and some of them have wrinkles when they smile. It's all a part of having a whole, perfect and complete human body.

9 Things I Decided To Do When I Turned 43

Lori Ferraro | Posted 05.20.2014 | Women
Lori Ferraro

Forty three is not some milestone birthday. This is no 30, 40 or 50. No big party, no keg, no new outfit was purchased to celebrate in -- just a day with people I love. And pizza, which I also love.

LOOK: This Groom REALLY Wants Dave Grohl At His Wedding

Posted 06.08.2013 | Weddings

Groom Marcus Cox's love for his soon-to-be-wife is matched only by his love for one other person -- Dave Grohl. On Friday, Cox's sister, Reddit us...

An Open Letter to Thomas the Tank Engine

JJ Keith | Posted 12.01.2012 | Parents
JJ Keith

Long before I was a housewife writing letters to sentient trains, I studied anthropology, and thus far I haven't been able to make sense of you and your friends.

Please, No Gimmicks -- A Letter to the Super Committee

Jonathan Cowan | Posted 01.17.2012 | Politics
Jonathan Cowan

The Joint Select Committee on Deficit Reduction must approve a credible agreement that at minimum meets the committee's mission to achieve $1.2 trillion in deficit reduction without resorting to gimmicks or budgetary sleights of hand.

Internet Petitions For New Rectal Cancer Mascot

The Huffington Post | Christine Friar | Posted 12.17.2011 | Comedy

Most fans of "South Park" probably know Mr. Hankey as the log of human feces in a Santa hat who appears to Jewish character Kyle to help him cheer up ...

WATCH: Eugene Mirman's Open Letter To Time Warner Cable

Posted 07.26.2011 | Comedy

Ever been stood up by a service person after patiently sitting at home for the entire two-hour appointment time window? Comedian Eugene Mirman recentl...

An Open Letter to Tom Daschle

Mimi Kennedy | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Mimi Kennedy

You are a delinquent taxpayer, which undermines our trust in your fiscal judgment.

An Open Letter to God from the Dinosaurs: Delay Evolution!

Rick Smith | Posted 05.25.2011 | Style
Rick Smith

Dear God: The pterodactyls suggested a few million years ago that we consider moving south where it's warmer, so we soon plan to form a committee.

An Open Letter to John McCain

Jennifer Ouellette | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Jennifer Ouellette

Apparently you learned the wrong lesson from your loss of the 2000 nomination to Bush: win by any means necessary.