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41 Spot-On Tweets That Break Down The Math Of Parenting

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 07.25.2016 | Parents

If parenting could be summed up with a pie chart, there would clearly be much debate around how to divide it up. For years, moms and dads on Twitter h...

24 Tweets That Sum Up Life With Toddlers

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 07.19.2016 | Parents

Raising a toddler is a true test of patience, endurance, self-preservation and stain removal abilities. As a result, comedy is a welcome source of rel...

21 Tweets From Parents That Sum Up The Misery Of Daylight Saving Time

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 03.14.2016 | Parents

For parents, transitioning into Daylight Saving Time is ... put simply, a huge pain in the you-know-what. From getting kids to go to sleep while the ...

Carrie Underwood Tweets Out Story All Moms Can Relate To

The Huffington Post | Carly Ledbetter | Posted 12.30.2015 | Entertainment

Too real! Superstar country singer Carrie Underwood tweeted out a tale on Tuesday morning that's all too relatable for mothers of boys out there. Let'...

Parenting? It's a Joke!

Roz Warren | Posted 12.14.2015 | Parents
Roz Warren

"The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets" is a new collection of hundreds of comic Tweets by funny people who also happen to be parents. Are you a parent who can use a good laugh? Check out this sampling of the book's wit, wisdom and wisecracks.

20 Little White Lies Parents Tell To Get Through The Day

The Huffington Post | Taylor Pittman | Posted 07.21.2015 | Parents

A trending hashtag has Twitter users confessing the funny fibs they tell kids. With the help of #TheLiesWeTellKids, parents and non-parents alike have...

Spot-On Descriptions Of Babies That Are Only 3 Words Long

The Huffington Post | Taylor Pittman | Posted 07.17.2015 | Parents

There are millions of words in hundreds of languages to describe babies. A trending hashtag had people doing it in only three. The hashtag #DescribeBa...

Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 07.17.2015 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 07.16.2015 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

#BackStory: Funniest Parents on Twitter Tell More!

Jessica Ziegler | Posted 05.11.2016 | Parents
Jessica Ziegler

I found him precariously balanced with one foot on a chair and one on the bookshelf. We made eye contact from across the room: Me with a look of horror and forbidding, and him with a mischievous grin. He grabbed hold of the bookshelf and peed full-force.

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

The Huffington Post | Farah L. Miller | Posted 10.27.2014 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

The Huffington Post | Farah L. Miller | Posted 10.19.2014 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

The Huffington Post | Farah L. Miller | Posted 10.08.2014 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Posted 09.21.2014 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Posted 09.15.2014 | Parents

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips ...

The Week's Best Tweets About Parenting

Posted 05.18.2012 | Parents

About a month ago, Susan Orlean cracked us up when she tweeted the following: "This morning, apropos of nothing, my 7 yo son announced, "Mom, you're t...

The Week's Best Tweets About Parenting

Posted 05.11.2012 | Parents

The chatter over Jessica Simpson's baby (and name choice) has calmed down a bit this week, but the new mom had something to say about her newborn: "I ...