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Romney Deals Staggering Blow to Santorum's U.S. Pacific Island Territory Hopes by Taking Guam, American Samoa

John Baxter | Posted 05.16.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

Mitt Romney has walked away with Guam and American Samoa, and appears likely to wrestle the Northern Mariana Islands from Rick Santorum's grip as well.

WATCH: Is Sofia Vergara's Accent Real?

Posted 03.16.2012 | Latino Voices

Sofia Vergara has an accent? Hm, here at LatinoVoices we didn't seem to catch that. Kidding. According to her Vergara's son, 20-year-old Manolo Gon...

Romney and Santorum Vie for Key "Working Class Conservatives Who Keep Voting for Right-Wing Politicians Who Hate the Working Class" Demographic

John Baxter | Posted 05.15.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

The campaign strategies of both Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are now aggressively targeting the all-important demographic of conservative working class voters who like Republicans who hate them.

Jennifer Hudson and Weight Watchers: The Real Commercial

Erica Watson | Posted 05.15.2012 | Comedy
Erica Watson

I feel that we should be able to celebrate weight loss or any other accomplishment without taking a jab at our former selves.

Serious Misunderstanding Of Purim's Mirth

Rabbi Joshua Stanton | Posted 05.07.2012 | Religion
Rabbi Joshua Stanton

For those who engage in a more fundamentalist reading of the Scroll of Esther, Purim provides an answer to the profound fear of hatred between faiths: freedom of the mind and the suggestion to laugh off tough times once in a while.

Cattown Abbey

Ari Solomon | Posted 05.07.2012 | Comedy
Ari Solomon


Kirk Cameron's Existence Makes Compelling Case Against Evolution

John Baxter | Posted 05.07.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

Said one noted anthropologist, "I'm suddenly finding it very difficult, ontologically speaking, to reconcile basic Darwinian principles with the idea that Kirk Cameron is extant."

Glenn Beck Slams ESPN for Violating ESPN's First Amendment Rights

John Baxter | Posted 05.01.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

In the wake of the recent Jeremy Lin/ESPN fiasco, right-wing pundit Glenn Beck continues to vent a torrent of manufactured rage against ESPN.

In Hypocritical, Logic-Challenged Santorum, Tea Party Voters Like What They See

John Baxter | Posted 04.30.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

To the self-proclaimed Tea Party voters of America's middle class, potential GOP nominee Rick Santorum offers a tantalizingly rich smorgasbord of traditionally undesirable leadership traits.

Conservative Pundits Claim Romney Out of Touch With Conservative Pundits

John Baxter | Posted 04.18.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

The three high-profile conservative pundits sounded off recently about Romney's failure thus far to convincingly feign solidarity with their exaggerated, über-partisan media personas.

Expert Civilian Rick Santorum Theorizes About Combat Conditions

John Baxter | Posted 04.14.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

In response to a question from CNN's John Hill regarding the Pentagon's proposal to expand the combat role of American servicewomen, former Pennsylvan...

Gilligan's GOP Island Creates Facebook Furor

Eliyahu Federman | Posted 04.06.2012 | Comedy
Eliyahu Federman

Part of my varied responsibilities as vice president of the daily-deal site include overseeing the management of its social media vertic...

Ode to the Tim Horton's Extra-Large Cup -- Parody of "Set Fire to the Rain" by Adele

Adam Wright | Posted 04.03.2012 | Comedy
Adam Wright

To express my feelings on how the new extra-large cups at Tim Horton's changed have touched me, I did it the only way I know how ... parody style!

Johannes Franzen: "Print Books Are Damaging to Society"

Andrew Shaffer | Posted 04.01.2012 | Comedy
Andrew Shaffer

"When I read a book that's been painstakingly transcribed by hand, I'm handling an object that took a scribe six months to a year to copy," Johannes Franzen told booksellers at the 1564 Frankfurt Book Fair.

NYPD Commissioner Defends Use of Anti-Muslim Film as Necessary to Quell Rampant Pro-Islamic Sentiment Among City's Predominantly Irish Catholic Police Force

John Baxter | Posted 03.26.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

After admitting to his involvement in the screening of the paranoid anti-Muslim film The Third Jihad as a counter-terrorism training tool for at least...

Who Reads ChristWire?

Bryan Butvidas | Posted 03.19.2012 | Books
Bryan Butvidas

Is ChristWire serious, satire or some weird hybrid? Who are the people that really believe that every story and article on ChristWire must be the gospel truth?

WATCH: A Video Test of SOPA and PIPA Powers

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 03.19.2012 | Comedy
Matthew Filipowicz

We have obtained exclusive video of the government testing the potential powers that it would be granted under SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act and PIPA, the Protect IP Act.

Fledgling Father Jay-Z Seeing Vaginas in Whole New Light

John Baxter | Posted 03.18.2012 | Comedy
John Baxter

Jay Z and Beyonce have triumphantly followed their basic biological directives, resulting in the birth of Homo Sapiens number 108,249,347,846. Proud ...

Darrell Issa's Push to Abolish an Antiquated Law

Dan Becker and James Gerstenzang | Posted 03.14.2012 | Comedy
Dan Becker and James Gerstenzang

"I ask you to support the next logical step in our Republican Caucus' crusade to abolish job-killing "environmental" laws and excessive regulations. Please join us in cosponsoring H.R. 32174, a bill to repeal the Law of Gravity."

WATCH: A Message to Women From Rick Santorum

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 03.14.2012 | Comedy
Matthew Filipowicz

The following is a message to women from Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. ...

Mitt Romney: 'The Most Mexican Man In The World'

Posted 01.12.2012 | Latino Voices

In case you haven't heard, Mitt Romney is the most Mexican man in the world. And we're not talking about his father being born in Mexico. In a new...

WATCH: Fix Your Ugly Face!

Posted 01.10.2012 | Comedy

It's no secret that Photoshopping images of models and celebrities is a regular and controversial part of the way that the advertising industry works....

America Vs The Public Domain

Jennifer Jenkins | Posted 03.10.2012 | Books
Jennifer Jenkins

Copyright law gives authors and publishers exclusive rights for a "limited time," to encourage them to create and distribute works. So what is entering the public domain in the U.S. this year? Not a single published work. Why should you care?

A Newt Gingrich Bohemian Rhapsody Parody [VIDEO]

James Kotecki | Posted 03.05.2012 | Comedy
James Kotecki

Newt Gingrich lost big in yesterday's Iowa caucuses. Meanwhile, Queen was, is, and always will be an awesome band.

Newt Gingrich Publishes Eight New Alternative Histories of Himself

Gregory Beyer | Posted 03.04.2012 | Comedy
Gregory Beyer

As the Republican primaries begin, a foundering Newt Gingrich has announced he will publish eight never-before-released books, adding to his already impressive body of policy treatises, polemics and alternative history novels. The new books are summarized here by the author.