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Penises Make Me Laugh

Chris Krapek | Posted 05.25.2012

Read More: The Dictator, Penis, Nudity, Male Full-Frontal Nudity, Nudity in Film, Full-Frontal Nudity, Penises, Penis Humor, Sacha Baron Cohen Nudity, The Dictator Movie, Penis Jokes, Comedy News
Chris Krapek

Full frontal male nudity is the manifest destiny of dick jokes. It's all the hard -- and sometimes flaccid -- work of our forefathers of comedy finally paying off. Charlie Chaplin would be so proud.

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PENIS! Now That We've Got Your Attention: Fun Facts About The Phallus

Oddee.com | Posted 05.08.2012

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Size doesn't matter -- shoe size, that is. There's no correlation between the size of a man's foot (or finger, or nose) and the size of his penis. ...

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Impressive Package -- Police Say They Found Lots Of Drugs Tied To Man's Penis

The Huffington Post | Andy Campbell | Posted 04.12.2012

Read More: Video, Dumb Crime, Penis, Weird Pennsylvania, Drugs Tied to Penis, 89 Bags of Heroin Tied to Penis, Pennsylvania Crime, Man Ties Drugs to Penis, 89 Bags, Anatomical Wonders, Slidepollajax, Ray Woods, Weird News News

This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place. When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. la...

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Giuliana Rancic's Awkward Wardrobe Mishap On 'Giuliana And Bill'

Posted 04.04.2012

Read More: TV Canada, Dress Problem, Lump, Video, Giuliana and Bill, Reality TV, Red Dress, Style, Penis, Tv Replay, Giuliana Rancic, TV News

Guiliana Rancic faced a very strange fashion crisis on the season premiere of "Giuliana and Bill" (Tue., 8 p.m. ET on Style). In a form-fitting dress,...

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Angry Father Bites Off 6-Year-Old Son's Penis

The Huffington Post | Laura Hibbard | Posted 03.08.2012

Read More: Mental Illness, Severed Penis, Child Abuse Arrest, Child Abuse, Penis, Bad Parenting, Boy's Severed Penis, Child Abuse Prevention, Penis Reattachment, Weird News News

WARNING: The following story includes disturbing content and may not be suitable for children. Doctors in Shenzhen, China have reattached a 6-year-...

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The Prickly Problem Of The Prurient Penis

Marten Weber | Posted 04.16.2012

Read More: Penis, Censorship, Heterosexual Taboos, Erection Taboo, Penis Taboo, Penis in Fiction, Penis Censorship, Male Genitalia, Erection Censorship, Gay Voices News
Marten Weber

We can enslave women, rape them, and sell them as virgins; we can pierce the enemy with lances, set him on fire, rip his heart out, and tear his face off. But you will never slip a hard willie (or, heaven forbid, two, entangled) past the censors.

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Detachable Penis Lets Spider Escape Cruel Fate

Posted 02.01.2012

Read More: Video, Spider, Penis, Weird Animals, Biology, Mating, Detachable Penis, Animal Mating, Science News

Jennifer Welsh, LiveScience Staff Writer First Published 01/31/2012 07:24 PM EST Sex can be dangerous, even deadly if your partner has pl...

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NYPD Officer Uses Circumcised Penis To Prove His Innocence

Posted 01.25.2012

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A former NYPD officer accused of flashing a female prisoner in 2010 is pointing to details below the belt in order to prove his innocence and maybe ev...

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Speak, Penis: Erecting the American Male

Mark Matousek | Posted 03.21.2012

Read More: Self-Esteem, Vaginas, Penis, Sex, Happiness, Dating, Mating, Culture News
Mark Matousek

For the past few months, I've been talking to men about their penises. White men, black men, gay men, old men, youngsters, transgender men, singlet...

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Stem Cells Can Fix Penis Trouble? What New Study Shows

The Huffington Post | David Freeman | Posted 01.23.2012

Read More: Video, Penis, Peyronie's Disease, Stem Cells, Tulane University, Grafts, Rats, Sexual Dysfunction, Rodents, Science News

Stem cells sure are versatile. They're being eyed as the key to treating medical conditions ranging from heart disease to neurological problems and bl...

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This Man's Bizarre Tattoo Causes Bizarre Side Effect

Posted 01.10.2012

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At least he can get it up. A man who got a tattoo on his penis is now left with a permanent semi-erection, according to an article in the latest i...

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How I Learned To Say The 'V-Word'

Samara O'Shea | Posted 02.13.2012

Read More: Eve Ensler, Penis, Two Broke Girls, Zooey Deschanel the New Girl, The Vagina Monologues, Vagina, Women News
Samara O'Shea

I recently encountered something I never thought I'd see: A 66-year-old woman who spends most of her days talking, tweeting, and blogging about vaginas.

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Ashley Reich

BUSTED! Proof That Cheating Can Break Your Penis

HuffingtonPost.com | Ashley Reich | Posted 12.22.2011

Read More: Dr-Andrew-Kramer, Infidelity, Penis, Cheating Broken Penis, Penile Fracture, Broken Penis, Cheating, Penile Fracture Study, Divorce News

Not only do affairs fracture relationships, they may also fracture penises, according to a recent study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. ...

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10 Penises People Actually Eat

BuzzFeed.com | Posted 11.13.2011

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Goat penises kind of taste like Venison. They are low in fat and calories....

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Castration Ethics

Priya Malhotra | Posted 10.30.2011

Read More: Informed Consent, Medical Ethics, Philip Seaton, Circumcision, Penis, Penile Cancer, Chicago News
Priya Malhotra

Stealing a patient's penis without his permission -- regardless of the vegetable it resembles -- seems pretty harmful to me.

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I'm With Stupid: Go Ahead, He Probably Won't Even Know It's Gone

Todd Hartley | Posted 10.29.2011

Read More: Penis, Surgery, Lawsuits, Penile Cancer, Lorena Bobbitt, Doctors, Circumcision, Cancer, Forseskins, Comedy News
Todd Hartley

Imagine going into a hospital for a circumcision at the age of 60-something like Phillip Seaton did back in 2007. Imagine, then, how Seaton must have felt when he awoke to find... wait for it... wait for it... his penis had been amputated.

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Man's Penis Unnecessarily Amputated By Surgeon, Lawsuit Claims

AP | BRETT BARROUQUERE | Posted 10.17.2011

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SHELBYVILLE, Ky. — The dispute between a Kentucky man and a surgeon over the necessity of amputating the patient's penis during surgery in 2008 ...

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World's Most Expansive Penis Museum Draws Tourists To Iceland

GlobalPost | Iva R. Skoch | Posted 09.28.2011

Read More: Iceland Travel, Penis Museum Iceland, Penis, Phallological Museum, Iceland, Men's Health, World News

HUSAVIK, Iceland -- Three years ago when a local fisherman found a dead walrus on his property, he cut off its penis and called Sigurdur Hjartarson. ...

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Finger Length Ratio Indicator Of Penis Size: Study

Posted 09.04.2011

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Researchers in South Korea think they've finally been able to crack the code that indicates the size of a man's penis, and it comes down to a ratio of...

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Proving That Size Does Matter, The Singing Penis Insect Is The Loudest Animal On Earth

Posted 11.15.2011

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Courtship never sounded so sweet -- at least in the insect kingdom. It appears that a tiny bug known as the singing penis (also, water boatman, or Mi...

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WATCH: Penises Everywhere?!

Posted 08.02.2011

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Anyone who's been to the Denver International Airport has probably noticed the original artwork they have on the walls. Little touches like a painted ...

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Iceland's Penis Museum Gets 1st Human Specimen For Display

AP | Posted 06.12.2011

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LONDON -- In life, Pall Arason was an attention-seeker. In death, the 95-year-old Icelander's pickled penis will be the main attraction at one of the ...

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See Which Nations Are The 'Most Endowed'

GlobalPost | Emily Lodish | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Sex@Y:World, Penis, Asia, Penis Size, Male Endowment, Men's Health, Erections, World News

Well, finally. Thank you targetmap.com, a website with customized data maps, for a long overdue look at penis sizes around the world. (Hat tip to t...

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'How To Succeed In Business Without A Penis' Author Karen Salmansohn Sues Wealthy Married Boyfriend Mitchell Leff

New York Post | Dareh Gregorian | Posted 05.25.2011

Read More: Divorce, Penis, Pregnant, Engagement Ring, Prince Harming, Karen Salmansohn, How to Be Happy Dammit, Ivf, Bookie, Bestsellers, Leff, Infidelity, Tiffany's, Salmonson, Mitchell Leff, Books News

The author of the self-help book the "Prince Harming Syndrome" is fighting back against the cad she says royally hosed her. Karen Salmansohn, the wri...

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Report: Alleged Favre Sexting Victim Might Go Public With Evidence

Posted 05.25.2011

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Jenn Sterger, who accused Brett Favre of sending her racy voicemails and naked pictures in 2008, might go public with evidence if the NFL does not pun...

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