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American Men Are Pretty Happy With Their Penises

The Cut | Posted 09.16.2016 | Healthy Living
The Cut

By Jesse Singal For understandable reasons, society's conversation about body satisfaction tends to focus on women. Women, it can safely be argued, f...

The Ideal Penis Size In 10 Countries

The Huffington Post | Alanna Vagianos | Posted 05.05.2016 | Women

What's the ideal penis length? Depends where you live. A new survey conducted by British online medical website Dr. Ed asked women and men from Europ...

Zac Efron & Seth Rogen Draw An Ungodly Amount Of Penises On Conan

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 04.29.2016 | Comedy

To do this latest "Clueless Gamer," Conan O'Brien has got balls ... drawn on his face. In honor of "Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising," Zac Efron and Seth ...

Penis Museum Curator Discusses His Growing Collection

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 04.08.2016 | Weird News

The Icelandic Phallological Museum started as a small gag, but it's grown bigger than its creator, Sigurour Hjartarson ever imagined. "To start with, ...

Keep It Zippered

Richard J. Rosendall | Posted 03.15.2017 | Queer Voices
Richard J. Rosendall

The conduct of the Republican primaries makes Lord of the Flies look like a well-ordered society.

A Tux Tailored For Your Penis? That’s Ballsy!

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 01.22.2016 | Weird News

A new tuxedo designed for the male sex organ puts "de boner" in debonaire. The aptly named "Tux," is a one-size-fits-all penis product. It is hewn fro...

The Year in Penises

The Huffington Post | Jenna Amatulli | Posted 12.28.2015 | Weird News

Penises were all the rage this year. Again. (F**k the patriarchy, amiright?) Courtesy of HuffPost Weird's very own Ron Dicker -- yes, that's his actua...

Where Did the Stork Go?

Kristie Stumpf Rork | Posted 11.30.2016 | Parents
Kristie Stumpf Rork

Today, it seems that nothing is secret; nothing is private. We are a world obsessed with "reality." My four-year old didn't need me to tell her that a baby came from her vagina. She was educated by the "real" world.

Does "Size" Matter for a Happy Sex Life?

Larry Schwimmer | Posted 10.15.2016 | Healthy Living
Larry Schwimmer

Many men are comfortable and secure about their penis size. But even the most secure male can use re-assurance. If you suspect your partner is insecure about his penis, there are some things you can say that will help reassure him that the size of his penis is pleasing to you.

10 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Man

Jack Anderson | Posted 08.09.2016 | Fifty
Jack Anderson

Here are 10 reasons it's great to be a man. First, there's the penis. We love him, dearly. We can't imagine like without him -- ever. He is usually the first thing we think about when we wake up, and often the last thing we think about before we fall asleep at night.

Here's Why Human Penises Are So Big

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 04.02.2015 | Science

You can all stop worrying about size, guys. Compared to our primate cousins, humans have the longest penis, a new video explains. "We find little t...

Pilot Traces Penis Outlines In Sky Over Florida

The Huffington Post | Ryan Grenoble | Posted 03.13.2015 | Travel

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s … kids, cover your eyes. An apparently bored pilot livened up the skies of central Florida on Thursday, usi...

New Documentary Is A Candid, Emotional Exploration Of The Relationship Men Have With...Their Penis (NSFW)

Posted 02.02.2016 | Queer Voices

Ben Affleck made headlines after announcing that he'd appear fully nude in "Gone Girl," one of this season's most hotly-anticipated new movies. Wh...

When the Massage Table Turns Sexual: 5 Things Every Massage Therapist Wishes Guys Would Stop Doing

Ravishly | Posted 11.19.2014 | Style

As a woman who's been in the spa business as a therapist and a manager for over five years, I've basically seen everything -- the good, the bad, the downright awkward. Not to mention, like all massage therapists, I put up with a seemingly endless stream of "happy ending" jokes all. the. time.

Does Penis Size Matter?

The Huffington Post | Cate Matthews | Posted 08.08.2014 | Science

Does penis size really matter? As a new AsapScience YouTube video explains, there's a fascinating evolutionary history behind the human penis -- ho...

Three Days of Torture in a Male Chastity Device

Brian Moylan | Posted 02.12.2013 | Weird News
Brian Moylan

Waking up with your dick locked in a plastic cage is the hardest part. It always takes a minute to remember why there is a crazy contraption squeezing the hell out of it.

Penises Make Me Laugh

Chris Krapek | Posted 07.25.2012 | Comedy
Chris Krapek

Full frontal male nudity is the manifest destiny of dick jokes. It's all the hard -- and sometimes flaccid -- work of our forefathers of comedy finally paying off. Charlie Chaplin would be so proud.

10 Penises People Actually Eat | Posted 11.13.2011 | Home

Goat penises kind of taste like Venison. They are low in fat and calories....

Jason Linkins

An Online Poll For People Who Like To Stare At Crotches | Jason Linkins | Posted 07.31.2011 | Media

I don't know if you all are up to speed on "Weinergate," but over the weekend, Rep. Anthony Weiner's (D-N.Y.) twitter account direct-messaged some crotch-shot to some unwitting woman in Seattle, and the ensuing pseudo-event caused a minor scandal.

Jason Linkins

Rush Limbaugh Disses Jay-Z, Warns That Obama Intends To Harm America's Penises | Jason Linkins | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media

So, this happened: Jay-Z apparently name-checked Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly in a recently-leaked track, "Off That", from The Blueprint 3. Feel...

Penis Size Preference Chart: SEE IT HERE! | Posted 10.09.2012 | Healthy Living

**SCROLL DOWN FOR FULL CHART*** has what is apparently the Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart. The size is measured accordi...