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34 Hilariously Horrible Pick Up Lines GUARANTEED To Fail (NSFW) | David Moye | Posted 01.04.2016 | Weird News

Want to start the New Year off with a new romance? Great, but YourTango has compiled a list of pick up lines they suggest you not use -- unless you li...

30 Days of Online Dating: That Is So Not Ok, Cupid

Stacie Corliss | Posted 02.11.2015 | Comedy
Stacie Corliss

OkCupid. Match's cheap little cousin. Free, actually, which means there are about zero barriers to entry. This should be interesting. I get my profile set up pretty quickly, stealing/or reworking both answers and pictures from other sites.

Stranger Observation

Marcia Liss | Posted 11.29.2014 | Comedy
Marcia Liss


Making New Mom Friends is Like Trying to Pick Up a Guy

Lauren Cormier | Posted 10.29.2014 | Parents
Lauren Cormier

She catches your eye across the playground. She has a cute haircut and is wearing those sandals you've been eying. The kid she's pushing in the swing appears to be about the same age and gender as the one you chase around on a daily basis. This woman is worth further inspection.

This Is What It Would Sound Like If Men Were Honest When Hitting On Women

The Huffington Post | Cate Matthews | Posted 08.29.2014 | Women

Let's be honest. Even if men (smartly) avoid the cheesiness of a standard pick-up line -- no, we did not fall from heaven -- straightforward conver...

This Facebook Rejection Is So Harsh, Taylor Swift Could Write A Song About It

The Huffington Post | Taryn Hillin | Posted 08.19.2014 | Divorce

Turns out, timing isn't everything when it comes to relationships. For example, Justin said he wanted a girlfriend, but a few minutes later this ...

Some Guys Are Just Clueless

The Huffington Post | Isaac Saul | Posted 05.27.2014 | Comedy

Guys, listen up. The secret to winning over the woman of your dreams may be simpler than you thought. In short? Just shut up. Watch the above sk...

11 Food Pick-Up Lines To Avoid

Epicurious | Posted 04.14.2014 | Taste

These feeble ice breakers might be even worse than usual.

10 Thanksgivukkah Pick-Up Lines

Laura Seldon | Posted 01.25.2014 | Divorce
Laura Seldon

Due to the funky mathematics of the Hebrew and secular calendars, this holiday blend has never happened before, and won't happen again for some 77,000 years. Like true love, it appears Thanksgivukkah only comes around once in a lifetime.

Watch These Guys Try Magic Tricks As Pick-Up Lines

Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy

These guys, who call themselves Calen and Stuart Edge, take corny pick-up lines to new levels: By adding magic tricks into the mix. Check out this ...

Uh, My Eyes Are Up Here

The Huffington Post | Posted 09.30.2013 | Comedy

Here's one prank that we DEFINITELY don't recommend trying out for yourself. That said, watch Norwegian prankster, Freddy Fairhair, take to the str...

The Cheesier The Pickup Line, The Better... Sometimes

The Huffington Post | Posted 09.18.2013 | Comedy

Is this video a parking ticket? Because it's got fine written all over it. Watch SimplePickup test the age-old question: Do pickup lines actually ...

How To Pick Up Girls At Whole Foods Like A Gentleman

Ryan Patrick Hooper | Posted 11.10.2013 | Detroit
Ryan Patrick Hooper

Is it a smooth move to blend up some light chit-chat at the smoothie counter? Does the produce section produce? Should you avoid those weird speed dating programs some Whole Foods host? Yes, of course. That's a dumb question. Let us be your personal shoppers of love today.

The Stages Of Getting Hit On At A Bar

The Huffington Post | Debra Lipson | Posted 08.27.2013 | Celebrity

Slap on some lipstick and raise those expectations. Get in loser, we're going out. Sure, you've gone out before, but this night is different. The w...

Being a Weenie: Food for Thought on Peacock Theory

Tony Endelman | Posted 07.31.2013 | Weird News
Tony Endelman

As long as you have some semblance of a personality, the situation is yours to embrace and enjoy. Believe it or not, wearing a wiener suit doesn't automatically make women think that you've got a screw loose.

The Best Bruno Mars-Inspired Pick-Up Lines! (VIDEO)

Posted 07.11.2013 | Teen

This one time, JennXPenn tried to use One Direction song lyrics to pick up random strangers for an episode of's "Stranger Danger." She ended ...

Talking Dirty

Abby Heugel | Posted 08.17.2013 | Comedy
Abby Heugel

When approached by a possible suitor, be sure to lure them over to the gardening section, as making initial contact around the nails, caulk and nipples is a bit too forward these days -- and the puns are entirely too obvious. You're screwed.

How You Doin: Mapping The World Through Pick up Lines

Katie Beck | Posted 07.17.2013 | Travel
Katie Beck

I have heard some absolute doozies in cities all over the world and even if the surroundings are pretty, the words are not.

The Best Chemistry Pick-Up Line Ever?

Posted 05.02.2013 | Teen

Periodically, something learned in chemistry class will leap off the page and prove useful in your social life. Memorizing the day on which scientist ...

10 Hilarious Pick-Up Lines From Bieber's 'Believe'

The Huffington Post | Hannah Orenstein | Posted 11.30.2012 | Teen

The Biebs is known to be something of a Romeo, and his most recent album "Believe" is stocked full of smooth lyrics that could easily sweep girls off ...

The Worst Pick Up Lines. Ever.

The Huffington Post | Ann Brenoff | Posted 11.29.2012 | Fifty

If you thought being middle aged meant the days of a stranger saddling up to you at the bar and delivering one of those awkward pick up lines were lon...

One Direction's Best Pick-Up Lines (LOOK)

Posted 11.14.2012 | Teen

With party-ready beats, racy lyrics and more than a few sexual innuendos, One Direction's new album "Take Me Home" shows a more grown-up side of the B...

Last Chance Love On A Friday Night

Ann Bauer | Posted 11.26.2012 | Fifty
Ann Bauer

He of the sweater vest reached out and pulled the librarian close. It lasted perhaps four minutes, but that was four minutes of sheer, all-out bliss. Their bodies were pressed together, his hand on the bare part of her arm, and they looked, each of them, profoundly grateful.

LOOK: 'Latin Lover' Pick-Up Lines That Make Us Cringe

Posted 06.26.2013 | Latino Voices

You've heard the myth of the Latin lover. A man so suave, so romantic, who with just one captivating look or piercing word can sweep you off your feet...

WATCH: I Have To Ask: What Is The Worst Pick-Up Line You've Ever Heard?

Posted 10.09.2012 | Home

Microphone in hand, I went out and asked the people of New York: What is the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? See more clips Add Marlo On...