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15 Witty Comebacks To Every Sleazy Pickup Line

The Huffington Post | Jenavieve Hatch | Posted 03.02.2016 | Women

Poet Desireé Dallagiacomo has the perfect antidote to dreadful, groan-worthy pickup lines: the drop-off. Dallagiacomo performed her slam poem, "Wher...

Dudes Are Sending This Creepy AF Tinder Message, Thanks To A Pickup Artist

The Huffington Post | Taylor Pittman | Posted 02.19.2016 | Women

Women on Tinder, beware. At the recommendation of a pickup artist, men are asking women to sleep with them using the creepiest form letter of all time...

The 8 Cheesiest Old-School Pick-Up Lines EVER

The Huffington Post | Yagana Shah | Posted 02.14.2016 | Fifty

Dating is hard. But guess what, it used to be even harder back in the days before online dating, Facebook and dating apps. You know, the days when if ...

Proof That Pickup Lines Are Terrible In Any Language

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 10.01.2015 | Women

It's comforting or disconcerting, take your pick, that pickup lines around the world are equally lame no matter the langauge. Cut Video traveled the g...

Hilarious Pickup Lines That Are Also Bizarre Animal Facts

The Huffington Post | Andy McDonald | Posted 08.24.2015 | Comedy

Sometimes the best way to hit on someone is to drop some knowledge. For example, did you know a sea cucumber can eject its internal organs out of its ...

This Is How Chocolate Can Help You Get A Date

The Huffington Post | Bill Bradley | Posted 09.15.2014 | Entertainment

Can chocolate actually help you find love? Besides recently getting hitched, actress Ashley Tisdale has also been working as a producer on a ...

The Worst -- Or Possibly Best? -- Pickup Line Of All Time

The Huffington Post | Brittany Wong | Posted 07.31.2014 | Divorce

We're guessing you haven't exactly reached Ryan Gosling levels when it comes to charming the opposite sex. But that's OK, because on Wednesday, Red...

16 Pickups Lines So Original, They Just Might Work

The Huffington Post | Brittany Wong | Posted 07.09.2014 | Divorce

Guys, you may want to take notes. Below, 16 smooth pickup lines the women of Reddit say won them over. Take it away, ladies: 1. "'Where are you...

Here's How Rust Cohle From 'True Detective' Would Hit On You

Posted 03.11.2014 | Divorce

We (and the rest of the world) are completely obsessed with "True Detective" right now, due in no small part to Matthew McConaughey's existential ramb...

9 Pick-Up Lines That Never Should Have Worked (But Did)

The Huffington Post | Brittany Wong | Posted 02.28.2014 | Divorce

When trying to make a move on someone you're into, we'd never recommend a cheesy pick-up line (No, not even ironic ones -- you hipster you). But on...

Holy $%!& It's Friday!!! Here Are Some Ways To Make It Awesome (Plus A Dancing Kid)

The Huffington Post | Sara Boboltz | Posted 01.24.2014 | Comedy

It happened again! The last day before the weekend! We know you're sups excited. As part of a helpful ongoing series, we've compiled this list of ...

The Cheesier The Pickup Line, The Better... Sometimes

The Huffington Post | Posted 09.18.2013 | Comedy

Is this video a parking ticket? Because it's got fine written all over it. Watch SimplePickup test the age-old question: Do pickup lines actually ...

Chairlift Pick-Up Lines For Single Skiers

Liftopia | Posted 04.28.2013 | Travel

You've got 'em cornered and they can't even throw a drink in your face.

Avoid Awkward Silences With These Conversation Starters

Amy Shearn | Posted 03.09.2015 | OWN

By Amy Shearn Cocktail parties invariably lead to awkward encounters with strangers, but you don't have to talk about the weather. Here's how to ge...

'Do You Have Any Raisins? No? Well Then, How About a Date?': The Psychology of Pick-up Lines

Scott Barry Kaufman | Posted 10.24.2012 | Science
Scott Barry Kaufman

First impressions matter, and our opening few lines can either energize the interaction or cause the other person to look around for the nearest exit. Gratefully, psychologists have spent years of celibacy trying to understand the psychology behind pick-up lines.

Pickup Lines for Your Next Mars-Rover-Related Party

Vanity Fair | Posted 10.09.2012 | Comedy
Vanity Fair

Last night astrological enthusiasts gathered at "Curiosity-landing parties" to party and watch Curiosity land. Here is a sampling of Curiosity-landing-party pickup lines, archived for purposes of science.

WATCH: Do 'Bachelorette' Pickup Lines Work?

Posted 08.05.2012 | Comedy

You know how all of the contestants on "The Bachelorette" try to set themselves apart from one another by saying something suaver, sweeter and more dr...

WATCH: If Women Acted Like Men In A Bar

Jessica Pearce Rotondi | Posted 04.09.2012 | Women
Jessica Pearce Rotondi

If you've had your fill of bad pickup lines, offers of shots from uninteresting and/or creepy parties and drunks attempting to grind on your friends on the dance floor, this is the video for you.

Baby, You Can Drive My Ambulance

Charlie Carillo | Posted 11.08.2011 | New York
Charlie Carillo

British clinics aren't much like New York clinics. There's no complaining. Nobody gets flustered and calls the staffers anything ending in "head." Also, the Brits don't mind waiting on lines. It's like sex to them.

13 Historical Figures' Pickup Lines

College Humor | Posted 10.24.2011 | Comedy

How'd you like to be Beethoven's fifth?...

The Best Government Shutdown Pickup Lines

Posted 06.08.2011 | Comedy

Apparently the looming government shutdown has some Twitter users in the mood. The hashtag #govtshutdownpickuplines sprung up on Twitter earlier to...

Pickup Lines

Jay Neugeboren | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jay Neugeboren

For my eighty-seventh birthday, my son Marvin, a retired New York City high school English teacher, sent me a gift certificate for a weekend conference here in Miami on how to pick up women.

'Wait Until You See The Size Of My... Philip K. Dick Library'

Flavorwire | Judy Berman | Posted 05.25.2011 | Home

You've seen Cupidtino, the dating site for Apple fans. And then there's Tastebuds, which forges love connections between indie rockers. Now, to the su...