The pipeline, which will span 1,490 miles from Colorado to Washington, D.C., will directly import Molson Coors Brewing Company's Keystone Light branded beer into a pool in the White House's backyard. "The White House is gonna be f*cking lit, bro."
The horror stories from the winners - involving mob hits, cyanide poisoning, bankruptcy, divorce - made it seem like a public service to steal the tickets from everyone buying one.
In a surprising statement from the White House, President Obama made clear his support for Putin's offer.
These days, we are bombarded daily on social media with political memes and articles that aren't exactly accurate, to say the least. It seems impossible at times to sort fact from fiction, and news from propaganda. So how do you keep yourself from drowning in a sea of misinformation?
A television sitcom about a zany black brain surgeon and his lovable family. Tonight's episode: "Family Discussions."
On the question of which Republican candidate is the most "bat shit crazy," Ben Carson is tied in equal first place with Donald Trump, Carly Fiorina, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, John Kasich and Rand Paul.
Let's be honest, has anyone ever really "won" an argument about politics with a coworker? It always ends with an eye roll, a deep breath of frustration and mumbling expletives under your breath about that person, while you sulk back to your desk.
A lot of people are using the various examples of Ben Carson's recent comments to call him ignorant, thoughtless, insensitive and a narcissistic windbag who's unfit for the Presidency, but I submit that, perhaps, not only does he know better than us, but that he is better than us.
"The only way to stop a bad cop with a gun is with a good Black man with a gun," says GOP presidential hopeful to stunned audience.
Ravaged by civil war, Syria's citizens have been trying to escape their home country in large fleets in search of a better, safer and more tolerant life. Even so, Ahmed Wasem isn't convinced that America is the right place for him.
Sources close to the presidential candidate claim that Trump's problem with CNN and FOX is that "they're morons." In an effort to be represented in the most honest and fair light, it is reported that Trump has just bought his own network: Trump That Media.
When asked how things were left with the Prime Minister after the night in question the Pig told us: "Me and big D stayed friends for a while, but we just drifted apart. It's sad, but, well, I guess it happens."
Do I, a Mexican man, find his comments about getting rid of the immigrants already in this country horribly offensive and racist? Yes. But if it means he'll deport the stupid idiots I'm related to, I'm on board, baby.
"I don't know, maybe I could puke out a rainbow or something?" The room sat silent. Following her representatives stating that they will have a new dedication to make Hillary Clinton "more spontaneous," the presidential hopeful's media team saw the newest Snapchat update as an opportunity.
Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, with his perpetually ahead-of-the-mainstream views, finds himself treated like old Ben Kenobi in the beginning of A New Hope, a crazy old wizard with no real shot. Now, though, it seems like maybe the tide is turning.