What exactly the sexy ass babe was referring to is still unclear. But at the end of the day, everyone just wants this sweetie to smile more. So, officials are advising the public to tell her to do so every few minutes.
As President Trump prepares to give his first State of The Union address we look back on the highs and lows of a turbulent first year in office.
President Obama ramped up the pressure on Republicans today by withdrawing his nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court and replacing him with what he believes to be the ultimate consensus and "Holier than thou" candidate: Jesus of Nazareth.
In the midst of this volatile election season, allow me to present a Purim parody featuring the brave Esther/Hillary, the righteous Mordecai/Bernie and their divisive opponent, Haman/Donald.
She's the only candidate who will bring this great nation together.
After all, Vince's wife, Linda McMahon, was twice Connecticut's Republican nominee for U.S. Senate. Furthermore, Trump and McMahon do have a well-known pre-existing friendly relationship, as Donald has actually appeared on numerous WWE events.
Presidential candidate Donald Trump's efforts to refute allegations about the size of his penis received a blow yesterday.
Donald Trump acts like a petulant child who will do or say anything to get his hands on a shiny new toy that is way too mature for him. (Even if he had it, he wouldn't know how to use it. He'll probably break it or get bored with it after a few minutes.)
Lest you thought that New Hampshire was only known for primaries and the Pitco Frialator, you would be wrong, especially this year. With the exit of...
I would be remiss not to applaud our 114th Congress for being the fierce defenders of the Constitution and protectors of our great country that they are.
From the churches of Charleston to the casinos of Las Vegas, Donald Trump last week continued to add big league poetry to the national scene.
Originating from Kentucky, the rare breed, named the McConnell Turtle by scientists, is on a rampage. Over the past several years, this ancient reptile has caused immense trouble to Washington, D.C. that has large-scale effects on the country as a whole.
When Donald Trump says, "Make America Great Again," he's harkening back to a romanticized 1950s, when our demographics were different. American life was simpler and 90 percent white. If you were middle class and Caucasian, your trajectory was on the upswing. If you were African-American, not so much.
In January, voyeuristic Republican Representative Bart Korman introduced House Bill 2059, which requires full disclosure when a lobbyist has sex with a Missouri legislator. The reason Mr. Korman and his fellow Missouri perverts hope to document and make this information public isn't clear.
Considering New Hampshire's great tradition of poets - from E.E. Cummings to Steven Tyler - it should surprise no one that Donald Trump's victory in T...