In a statement released earlier this morning, God has made it clear that He is pretty much through with John Edwards.
Erin Gibson | Posted 06.01.2012
The Democrats have been launching word missiles at Mitt Romney and his reputation as co-founder of Bain Capital, leaving the private equity firm no choice but to address the slander in this very informative public relations video.
Steven Clifford | Posted 05.28.2012
Obama released Bain Private Placement Memoranda prepared for investors during Romney's tenure. Obama found the documents "mean-spirited." "They reveal that Romney employed the lure of profits to entice investors," Obama claimed.
MP Nunan | Posted 05.22.2012
"An auction? Can you imagine how dangerous this would be if it fell into Gingrich's hands ahead of the convention? Bachmann's?" Romney yells. "That blood can seal the presidency!"
Will Durst | Posted 05.18.2012
You don't need a psychoanalyst to detect the latent theme running through the endorsements currently showering Mitt Romney like broken rain gutters pouring down on a concrete toadstool. And that premise is ennui.
Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 05.18.2012
Isn't it clear by now that flesh and blood humans have made a complete mess of things? We trust corporations with what we eat, watch, drive, and do online -- so why not complete the circle and give corporations our vote?
Judge H. Lee Sarokin | Posted 05.16.2012
Today President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation freeing 3 million slaves. Critics of the President were quick to condemn his action. The town crier shouted that that this was further evidence of the President's war on families.
Mary Phillips-Sandy | Posted 05.15.2012
Writing a 3,000-word feature on campaign spending is hard. Writing ten funny jokes about campaign spending is also hard. Some people are good at the former, some people are good at the latter and some people are good at both, but those people are unicorns.
Jeff Danziger | Posted 05.11.2012
Joe Peacock | Posted 05.09.2012
Now, heterosexual marriage laws are pretty straightforward in North Carolina. In fact, things are so lenient that, In North Carolina, it's completely legal for first cousins to get married.
El Guapo | Posted 05.09.2012
Considering the fact that they are not income earners, El Guapo has always wondered why the little, drooling germ factories were so important.
Domenick Scudera | Posted 05.09.2012
I just consulted with some friends, and they made me realize that maybe I am not as comfortable with you as I thought I was. It would be more appropriate for me to say that my opinions about you are evolving. Why don't you get back to me sometime after the election?
Jeff Danziger | Posted 05.07.2012
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Jeff Danziger | Posted 05.07.2012
James Kotecki | Posted 05.04.2012
Next week, House and Senate lawmakers will begin negotiating a massive new transportation bill. Where does all the money go?
Steve Faber | Posted 05.02.2012
Opening Day at Washingwood's first and only theme park may be less than year away, according to sources close to the author. I was able to "borrow" a copy of the visitor's guide and provide you a sneak peek!
Martin Lewis | Posted 05.02.2012
How disgusting it is that an advertisement for President Roosevelt's re-election campaign is shamelessly referring to the success of this year's D-Day invasion and the recent liberation of Paris in his campaign for re-election!
James Kotecki | Posted 04.27.2012
Comedian Jimmy Kimmel is headlining this year's White House Correspondents Dinner. Kimmel beat out of a number of other comics considered for the job...
Will Durst | Posted 04.27.2012
The two campaigns are poised to pivot like a fat kid on roller skates clutching an expiring candy store coupon based on whatever data they receive from their intensely studied focus groups of potential voters.
Steve Faber | Posted 04.27.2012
In Washingwood, where Hollywood and Washington D.C. collide there's an interesting spot for brunch, called Cafe Discontent.
John Blumenthal | Posted 04.30.2012
Rumor has it that men like sex more than anything. Okay, maybe some of them like beer and sports better, but never mind that. Every society has its share of nitwits.
Paul Szep | Posted 04.19.2012
Clifford J. Tasner | Posted 04.15.2012
Before we can move forward full-bore on this, we need to neutralize all those environmentalist whiners who have shown an annoying degree of persistence as they protest our every move.
Ben Zweifach | Posted 04.12.2012
It was only a matter of time before some nerd, someplace, somewhere, penned a valedictory piece comparing the Republican primary to the power-struggles of HBO's Game of Thrones. And, friends, I've run out of reasons why that nerd should not be me.
Spencer Green | Posted 06.01.2012