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Is There A Sweet Spot of Parenting?

Janine Huldie | Posted 06.03.2015 | Parents
Janine Huldie

There are times when I am honestly overjoyed to be past the baby and toddler parenting phases -- especially when I am in the presence of a current parent with their screaming baby.

The Ultimate Solution To Gross Toilet Seats

The Huffington Post | Katie Sola | Posted 04.09.2015 | Comedy

Roommates, right? You go to pop a squat in the bathroom and find your toilet seat covered in sauce, cheerios and pee. Fret not, My Personal Seat i...

How Do Germophobes Potty Train Their Children?

Lauren Stevens | Posted 10.12.2014 | Parents
Lauren Stevens

I was tired of being ordered to change diapers, and figured that if the kid could ask for a diaper change, he could figure out how to use the potty.

I Spy Rectal Disharmony

Katie Schwartz | Posted 02.20.2014 | Comedy
Katie Schwartz

While in a coffee shop, I was sitting across from a couple. Their coy, yet attentiveness to each other made me think it was a first date. They chitcha...

I'm With Stupid: Eating Out of Toilets and Other Cultural Norms

Todd Hartley | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

OK, folks, enough is enough; this sort of behavior has got to stop, pronto. As recently as July, in the very headline of this column, I admonished you...

Did That Come Outta Me?

David Misch | Posted 07.15.2012 | Comedy
David Misch

We don't like to be reminded of what we are underneath and nothing reminds us more thoroughly than being unable to suppress our animal urges, meaning every kind of -cation from defe- to forni-.

Women Are Writing Honestly About Farting -- It's About Time.

Lisa Guest | Posted 07.03.2012 | Comedy
Lisa Guest

In my book, I write about a man who loved my farts. I'm leaving it in because, well, it's about time more women write more honestly about sex, about gratification, about their needs for both receiving and giving, even about farting.

(VIDEO) 'Arts & Crafts' -- Funny or Die Exclusive

Jonathan Kesselman | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Jonathan Kesselman

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