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Puppet for President

A Republican Candidate With a Difference

Marvin E. Quasniki | Posted 03.12.2012 | Comedy
Marvin E. Quasniki

I'm Marvin E. Quasniki and I will be the next president of the United States. That's right, I said "I will be" and not "I would like to be," because frankly, I wouldn't like it. It's a terrible job. But our country's in the crapper and nobody else seems to be doing anything about it.