One earless rabbit in the whole zoo worth bragging about and now it's a smudge. So what might the intrepid Limbach-Oberfrohna Zoo officials plan to do about their sad loss? I'm sure you've already guessed.
Their meat is tasty, and among the most climate-friendly protein options out there, since they're herbivores, grow to maturity quickly, and reproduce ... well, like rabbits. (Warning: this video is not for the squeamish.)
There is a Catholic high school whose back faces my back yard, and when the school bell utters its shrill ear-splitting peal every afternoon, the Trespassing Teens, traveling in packs of two to 12, spill out of its front doors.