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Robin Gelfenbien

How I Embraced My Non-KardASSian

Robin Gelfenbien | Posted 11.19.2014 | Comedy
Robin Gelfenbien

With everyone getting their panties in a bunch over last week's Kim Kard-ass-hian photo, I wanted to weigh in on the plight of the buttless wonders. I'm talking about those of us who aren't all about that bass.

What Halloween Means to a 73-Year-Old (VIDEO)

Robin Gelfenbien | Posted 10.30.2014 | Comedy
Robin Gelfenbien

Halloween means many things to different people. Some consider it a night to slut it up. Others like to ham it up. But back in the day my ever-fun-loving 73-year-old aunt had her own way of observing this classic spook fest.

My Vote for Pope: Father Duty

Robin Gelfenbien | Posted 05.11.2013 | Comedy
Robin Gelfenbien

As the cardinals prepare for the conclave to elect the next pope this week, I would like to recommend a candidate they may have overlooked. Someone I think would be the perfect pope successor. Father Duty.

Romney Celebrates Yom Kippur to Attract Jewish Voters

Robin Gelfenbien | Posted 11.27.2012 | Comedy
Robin Gelfenbien

It has come to my attention that in a desperate attempt to win over Jewish voters, you will be celebrating Yom Kippur. Given that this will be your first observance of the Day of Atonement.

Paul Ryan, We Don't Need Another Weinergate (VIDEO)

Robin Gelfenbien | Posted 10.22.2012 | Comedy
Robin Gelfenbien

American people are still under the impression that you landed one of the coveted jobs of Hotdogger, and as a former Hotdogger, I'm a little bit insulted. I had a 1 percent chance of getting that job. 1 percent. You know, like what Mitt would have paid in taxes under your plan.