"...and here you are, sir: hamburger, medium-rare, and fries. You're sure you don't want anything to drink?"
Blagojevitis involves a cognitive confusion over the two great scandal-suppression techniques all public figures learn: "deny, deny, deny," and "confess, apologize, and move on."
Lightnin' Rod Blagojevich has decided to go all self-righteous sob sister and tell some sordid tales of legislative life that are almost as demented as an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Everyone must stay as individually dedicated to the collectively desired goal as the hero through whom we channel so much hope.
There is a term in used in yoga teachings, originating from Buddhism, called Monkey Mind. When a person jumps from thought to thought like a monkey j...
Are Republicans suddenly ahead of the curve in terms of new media? Have they taken any strides forward in organizing?
As the Illinois Senate considered the impeachment of Rod Blagojevich, the embattled governor went on an extensive media blitz - 17 interviews in 48 ho...
It's no contest. Rod Blagojevich's corruption is way more entertaining than Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe's. We tend to care about people who are, one way or another, like ourselves.
While we read about Blagojevich's hairbrush and the $1,400 trashcan purchased by Merrill Lynch's CEO, the Dow saw "its worst performance ever" posting its worst January in its 113 year history.
Blagojevich sits down behind his desk and sticks his face into a mountain of cocaine, which he snorts loudly then comes up laughing. This gives you your opening. Pull your gun on him -- preferably the shotgun.
The Irrepressible Blagojevich admits to nothing! He concedes nothing! He never stops smiling! And he does all this while reciting poetry!
10. Hold a press conference to read a poem. Stay away from the arty crowd like Verlaine, Rimbaud or Sylvia Plath. Pick a heterosexual who didn't commit suicide. Someone classy, like Kipling.