"Elect me president and I will govern in poetry, not prose. At the end of my second term, I will have my next marriage performed by Reverend Moon, on the moon. What could be more poetic than that?"
Remember the movie Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead? This week's Florida primary should be renamed Don't Tell Grandma Social Security Will Be Dead -- and Medicare Too -- If We're Elected.
The main rewrite now underway in their twice-weekly televised clashes is a rewrite on housing finance.
As is their wont, devotees of presidential candidate Ron Paul made their presence known on January 15 at the Three Kings Day Parade in Miami, an annua...
Unlike a 13-episode arc that can be mercifully cancelled when the audience clicks away, we are obligated to suffer through the soap opera plot twists and nefarious characterizations of the characters all the way up to that seemingly ever-distant date in November.
As rare and mythical as the unicorn, it too cavorts amongst the clouds with double rainbows birthing from its unfathomable depths. But instead of wors...
The GOP presidential candidates continue to play their parts in an implausible story of a world that could never exist, acting out nonexistent conflicts while delivering dialog that insults the intelligence. That's not because they're stupid. It's because they think you are.
A re-established Romney looked for another strong campaign performance in order to solidify his new lead in Florida, while Gingrich's goal was to win a decisive victory in order to re-launch his South Carolinian election. So, who were the winners and losers, and what were the best and worst moments?
Through months of campaigning and 18 debates, the Republican presidential candidates have limned a range of issues. But how about their views on public education?
If we really want to search out their true essence, there's always one place we can go to find out: Google. Let's start by searching "Mitt Romney is". This should be fun.
Many of you may know the Tumblr blog, "Yo, Is This Racist?" For those of you who aren't Tumblr-savvy, the creator of this blog fields questions from average people who ask if certain aspects of their lives are racist or not.
It took decades to get the new Mercury and Air Toxics Standards released, and within weeks, the pushback has already begun.
Let's go to the NAACP national convention and explain to their largely professional middle and upper middle class membership that their 'Food Stamp' President has put more (white) people on government assistance than any other president in history.
Why does our species take delight in seeing our gods tumble? When it comes to Romney -- or Gingrich who, let's not forget, is a multimillionaire thanks to influence peddling with Freddie Mac et al -- it's the shameless hypocrisy.
If you are a Ron Paul supporter, and you believe in tarot cards, this is just one more confirmation of what you already know to be true. But, is it really a problem that Ron Paul won't win the nomination?
They say Democrats fall in love and Republicans fall in line. Not in South Carolina, they didn't.