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Ronald Reagan Blood

Ronald Reagan Cloned to Be Mitt Romney's Vice President

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 07.24.2012 | Comedy
Matthew Filipowicz

You probably heard that someone was auctioning off former president Ronald Reagan's blood. What you probably didn't hear was that a scientist has actually used some of that blood to clone Reagan to be Romney's vice presidential nominee.

Mitt Romney and the Blood of Reagan

MP Nunan | Posted 07.22.2012 | Comedy
MP Nunan

"An auction? Can you imagine how dangerous this would be if it fell into Gingrich's hands ahead of the convention? Bachmann's?" Romney yells. "That blood can seal the presidency!"