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10 Reasons Motherhood is the Easiest Thing Ever

Iulia Gulia | Posted 04.27.2015 | Parents
Iulia Gulia

Basically, as a mom, your day-to-day involves comfy clothes, resting and playing with your (well-behaved, of course) kiddos. No wonder people keep having children... easiest job EVER!

Why Is The Middle Finger Taller Than The Others?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 03.31.2015 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Sophia Jones

'SNL' Has Nothing On The Way The Middle East Mocks ISIS

HuffingtonPost.com | Sophia Jones | Posted 03.03.2015 | World

All the videos are set to one song -- the soundtrack frequently used by the Islamic State group in its propaganda videos meant to lure in recruits and...

Peter Mehlman's Seinfeld-esque Novel is a Fun Read

Rabbi Jason Miller | Posted 01.03.2015 | Books
Rabbi Jason Miller

Yes, it's absurd and will unquestionably cause some eye rolling to occur, but his ability to tease out the everyday silliness of humanity is dead on.

Surprisingly Valuable Advice on Giving Unsolicited Advice

Lauren Cahn | Posted 12.28.2014 | Comedy
Lauren Cahn

Your opinion is valuable, your advice even more precious. So, save it. Keep it for yourself. Odds are, you need it more than I do. So, please don't give that sh*t away, certainly not without even being asked, lest you be perceived as promiscuous.

Why Are Dogs Man's Best Friend?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.23.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Was Moby Dick White?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 07.25.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Why was Moby Dick white?

Why Did Eve Eat the Apple?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 07.21.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

Why did Eve eat the apple?

Irrational, Inappropriate, Overly-Honest Responses to Children

Sarah Fader | Posted 06.01.2014 | Parents
Sarah Fader

I try my best to be patient with their questions and answer with appropriate responses. But sometimes, the internal monologue in my head is not so nice.

Why Is It Called Black Friday?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 01.28.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Is It Called Thanksgiving?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 01.27.2014 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Notes on a Kidney Stone: Hug Your Mothers

Jason Kitchen | Posted 01.23.2014 | Impact
Jason Kitchen

I'm not cut out for pain, suffering, nuisance -- really anything that might damper glee or merriment. This is why, when I recently discovered I had a kidney stone by virtue of excruciating pain. Nay, it hurt like f**king hell.

20 More Ways I've Failed at My 20s

Jilly Gagnon | Posted 01.23.2014 | Women
Jilly Gagnon

Ladies-should-do-and-know lists just feel like another way to keep score against one another, one of those false boosts to our confidence (or weirdly devastating moments of existential crisis) that can only happen on the Internet.

Why Do Fortune Cookies Have Messages?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.18.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Why Do Dog Owners Look Like Their Pets?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.07.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo

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Howdy, Gun Owners!

Steven Weber | Posted 11.18.2013 | Politics
Steven Weber

What if the law-abiding and god-fearing gun owners actually led the way to limit access to guns by those bad, lethal apples?

Why I Want To Live In A Fantasy World

Mandy Jackson-Beverly | Posted 11.07.2013 | Fifty
Mandy Jackson-Beverly

I'm hoping to wake up tomorrow in a new world. Yep, my fantasy world, where chocolate and ice cream are calorie-free, same goes for pasta, which in my make believe world will be extremely high in protein, just like coffee with half and half and brown sugar.

Emotional Intimacy: It Doesn't Just Come Naturally

Linda Bloom LCSW and Charlie Bloom MSW | Posted 11.05.2013 | Healthy Living
Linda Bloom LCSW and Charlie Bloom MSW

The less frustrated and disappointed we feel, the less likely it is that our attempts to create shared emotional closeness will be experienced as criticism by our partner, and consequently, the less likely it will be that they will respond defensively to us.

The Wild West of Virtual Offices: Have Keyboards Become Six-Shooters?

Lorraine Devon Wilke | Posted 07.31.2013 | Business
Lorraine Devon Wilke

When Yahoo CEO, Marissa Mayer, made her inaugural splash by announcing that working from home was no longer an option for Yahoo employees, a collective gasp was heard around the telecommuting world.

Relationship Status with Mom: It's Complicated

Penney Berryman | Posted 07.06.2013 | Women
Penney Berryman

You love your Mom... and you find her alternatively infuriating and embarrassing, irreplaceable and overly dramatic, irksome and endearing. As far as I know, Hallmark hasn't yet created a line of cards expressing familial disharmony.

Why Don't You See Greek Coffee Cups Anymore?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 06.26.2013 | New York
Marta Ibarrondo

The truth, the awful truth, and nothing but the truth. ...

The GOP Autopsy

Will Durst | Posted 05.22.2013 | Comedy
Will Durst

It is the opinion of this office the cause of death was this myocardial void along with the aforementioned complications from various acute traumas. In other words, the victim was probably dead for a long time, just didn't know it.

Defending 'Joan of Snark'

Sheila Moeschen | Posted 04.17.2013 | Women
Sheila Moeschen

In time, snark will likely run its course. For now snark, as well as the women who wield it, is here to stay.

Twelve Simple Ways to Ruin a Night at the Theater

Carey Purcell | Posted 03.20.2013 | Arts
Carey Purcell

We all have our secret hopes and dreams, and I wouldn't be surprised if many of us share the same dream -- to be screamed at from Patti LuPone on a Broadway stage. Don't worry. You, too, can be as obnoxious as that audience member.

Baby Names in a Celebrity-Obsessed Culture

Jason Kitchen | Posted 03.18.2013 | Comedy
Jason Kitchen

Perhaps non-celebrities should consider following the path of Metta World Peace by naming a child after a cause, rather than a vegetable. If it's a slow news day this might be your opportunity to become a quasi-celebrity.