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King Tut Returns From World Tour to Lead Egypt Out of Crisis

Roy Rivenburg | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Roy Rivenburg

"If Jerry Brown can resume being governor of California after a 30-year absence, I can reclaim my throne after 3,350 years," the pharaoh said.

Government-Media-Corporate Mantra: Only the Little People Worry About Money

Stanton Peele | Posted 05.25.2011 | Business
Stanton Peele

Jack Strong: You can't fit 200 guests, strippers, a four-star kitchen, and a ten-foot-high ice sculpture on a helicopter.

Bush Vows Retaliation Against Canada, UK for Goose Downing of Flight 1549

Don Parker | Posted 05.25.2011 | Politics
Don Parker

Bush warned Prime Minister Stephen Harper that Canada must take swift action to scatter the terrorist geese, or America will.