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Scary Movie 5 Review

"I Want To Die," And Other Thoughts On Scary Movie 5

Chris Krapek | Posted 06.18.2013 | Chicago
Chris Krapek

Zero laughs. Scary Movie 5 has zero laughs. None. Nothing in this funny movie is funny. Not the spoofs. Not the slapstick. Not the sight gags. Absolutely nothing.

How Bad Is 'Scary Movie 5'?

Mike Ryan | Posted 06.12.2013 | Entertainment
Mike Ryan

Earlier this week, my editor asked if I had any plans to see Scary Movie 5, primarily because Charlie Sheen Lindsay Lohan would be appearing in this movie. My attempt to decline the assignment, primarily based on the excuse, "I've never seen any other installment of the Scary Movie franchise," was met with deaf ears. Unfortunately, Scary Movie 5 was not screened early for press, so, early on a cold and rainy Friday on Manhattan's Upper East Side, I paid to see Scary Movie 5. While I watched, I kept a live blog of what happened.

So Unfunny It's 'Scary'

AP | FRANK SCHECK | Posted 04.12.2013 | Entertainment

LOS ANGELES -- You have to at least give "Scary Movie 5" points for timeliness. This latest installment of the horror movie spoof franchise manages to...