If you send grades to colleges for classes that aren't on that list of classes, colleges are surprised -- and we're not talking the "I was hoping for a Civic for my birthday but got a Maserati" kind of surprised. So what should you do? Follow these simple steps.
I've decided it's time to amend the United States Constitution. From now on, the only people who get to vote are school counselors. This came to me after three weeks of nonstop phone calls to my house from presidential candidates.