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Hey Undecideds: Some Offbeat Reasons to Vote for Barack Obama

Lea Lane | Posted 12.22.2012 | Comedy
Lea Lane

The election remains close, and the reality is that undecided voters may make the difference in swing states. Look, if you're still on the fence after all the ads and speeches and debates, climb down already. By now it's time to decide, don'tcha think?

Exclusive! Seamus The Roof Top Dog Reveals His Keynote Speech For The Republican Convention!

Flora Nicholas | Posted 10.29.2012 | Comedy
Flora Nicholas

I can now truly confirm folks, that Mitt is all set for this presidential race and is ready to be unleashed!! So ladies, gentlemen and canines of either sex, put your hands and your paws together and let's hear it for our republican top dog.

And Lukewarm Was His Name-O

Will Durst | Posted 07.18.2012 | Comedy
Will Durst

You don't need a psychoanalyst to detect the latent theme running through the endorsements currently showering Mitt Romney like broken rain gutters pouring down on a concrete toadstool. And that premise is ennui.

Why Seamus Matters

Lincoln Mitchell | Posted 06.18.2012 | Politics
Lincoln Mitchell

It is probably true that Romney's treatment of Seamus would not make him a bad president -- his economic views and fear of his own party's right wing would do that. Despite this, Romney's treatment of Seamus may prove damaging in the election.

Santorum Campaign Continues To Discuss Romney's Dog

The Huffington Post | Arthur Delaney | Posted 03.15.2012 | Politics

Rick Santorum campaign honcho John Brabender said Thursday that Mitt Romney's mistreatment of the family dog 30 years ago shouldn't be the focus of th...