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Spilled Milk

No Sense Crying Over The Truckload Of Milk Spilled On Texas Highway

The Huffington Post | Steven Hoffer | Posted 02.09.2016 | Weird News

Clean up on Interstate 45. A shipment of milk and other dairy products blanketed a stretch of Texas highway on Monday following an early morning accid...

Spilled Milk: It's No Name-Calling Week... You Moron

William Lucas Walker | Posted 03.24.2013 | Parents
William Lucas Walker

Being the victim of name-calling, especially at a young age, typically results in feelings of isolation. Feelings some children won't share with their parents unprompted. Lead the way.

Spilled Milk: The Komeuppance of Karma Karl

William Lucas Walker | Posted 11.21.2012 | Politics
William Lucas Walker

Until the day after the 2004 election, as it is for most kids, our daughter's definition of family could be distilled into one simple word: us. That day, she learned how easily a nasty election campaign could convince voters we were something to be feared: "them."

Spilled Milk: Treehouse Envy

William Lucas Walker | Posted 05.22.2012 | Comedy
William Lucas Walker

I had set about doing a noble, classically American, Norman Rockwellian dad thing: building a treehouse for my kids.

Spilled Milk: Photoshopping My Neck

William Lucas Walker | Posted 04.23.2012 | Parents
William Lucas Walker

Once upon a time, Daddy had a jawline.

Valparaiso 12-Year-Old Handcuffed, Charged Over Spilled Milk

Posted 06.15.2011 | Chicago

He may not have cried, but a 12-year-old boy in Valparaiso, Indiana was handcuffed and charged with resisting law enforcement over spilled milk. Th...