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So George Costanza Meets Donald Sterling...

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 05.01.2014 | Sports

Remember when George Costanza worked for the Yankees and had crazy talks with boss George Steinbrenner on "Seinfeld"? Well, Adult Swim has now ima...

I'm a Man, I Play Golf -- Therefore I Urinate in Bushes

Greg Schwem | Posted 07.22.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

"As a card-carrying MGAP member, you will pee anywhere on the course at any time. It doesn't matter if the Senior Ladies League is playing the adjoining hole or a family of four is barbecuing in their back yard that faces the 14th fairway. We go where we damn well please."

Top-Secret Memo Shows Why the 49ers Chose Levi's for Their New Stadium Name

San Francisco magazine | Posted 07.13.2013 | San Francisco
San Francisco magazine

It has come to my attention that six companies have submitted serious bids for the naming rights to our new Santa Clara stadium. I've posted the shortlist below, complete with my argument "for" or "against" each contender.

Sports 101: Why Your Rival Sucks

Dan Treadway | Posted 05.08.2012 | Sports
Dan Treadway

These attacks can apply to basically any fan base, but this is the bread and butter of most good rivalries -- vapid generalizations. Indeed, your rival does suck (so badly) and here is why.

FWD: Best BCS Championship Game Ever! Can't Believe They Bought It!

Dan Treadway | Posted 03.11.2012 | Comedy
Dan Treadway

Let me take a moment to give particular praise to the work of Brent Musberger during the game, who going into the fourth quarter managed to make the idea of LSU crossing the 50-yard line on offense a compelling plot line.

Things I'll Apparently Be Doing in Lieu of Watching the NBA This Fall/Winter/Spring

Ben Robinson | Posted 01.02.2012 | Sports
Ben Robinson

Playing pickup basketball with creative flair, finally freed from the crippling shackles of performing solely for a contract. Wondering if Diana Taurasi could beat Chris Quinn 1-on-1.