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Creepy Clown Menaces Chicago Cemetery

The Huffington Post | David Moye | Posted 07.24.2015 | Weird News

A clown lurking around a cemetery at night sounds like a disturbing scene from a Stephen King novel, but it turned into a real life scare wh...

Chilling Out About the Portland Diner Incident

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 07.24.2015 | Parents
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

With all that is going on in the world, it seems that this is currently among the stories that a lot of people and parents want to talk about most. I've even been asked to offer my thoughts by friends and patients.

I want Mad Max to Drive My Kia Rondo

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 05.21.2015 | Entertainment
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

OK, I'll admit it. I'll admit that I was skeptical when I heard about the "remake" of Mad Max. I enjoy powerful and happy nostalgia for the giddy "I-don't-give-a-flying-f" exuberance of the first two movies.

Guns, Guns, Guns. Enough Already.

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 05.06.2015 | Politics
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

The recent shooting at the University of North Carolina is of course complicated, but I can't help but to think that had a gun not been available, those students would still be alive.

Waiting for the Walking Dead: 6 Related Films to Get You Through Sunday

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 04.08.2015 | Entertainment
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

I must issue this disclaimer: This list is not -- in fact could not possibly be -- exhaustive. My goal is to get you ready for Sunday night with some stuff that you might not have seen.

The Lies We Tell Ourselves: Resiliency and Nostalgic Reverie

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 03.17.2015 | Healthy Living
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

Nowadays, we call these false recollections "nostalgia." But do we mean when we use this term? Is there a formal definition? And why does this matter in today's sometime grim world?

Football Needs to Reclaim Its Nostalgia

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 11.22.2014 | Sports
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

You know what's missing from this year's football? Football. There's plenty of football news, but that isn't of course the same thing. We've got head injuries and the latest spate of domestic violence. But what we don't have is the game itself.

Happily H-mping Hamsters and Explaining This To Your Child

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 10.05.2014 | Parents
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

As you might guess by his name, Mr. Speckles is a male hamster. If you are wondering how I know that Mr. Speckles is a male hamster, then you have obviously never seen a male hamster. It's pretty obvious and therefore intimidating to the rest of us with Y-chromosomes.

If You're a Teen, Divergent Isn't Divergent At All

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 05.27.2014 | Entertainment
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

There is a hidden grain of resiliency buried near the surface of the dour and cloudy plots that these movies bring us. Remember that the best fiction, and especially the best fantasy fiction, often show us how NOT to behave.

Dr. Seuss Goes to Capitol Hill

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 12.04.2013 | Politics
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

John (the Speaker), whoes last name is Boehner Once thought (poor chap) that it couldn't be plainer A bill is a bill Until it's a law But then some ...

Tom Bombadil Tries to Stop Todd: A Breaking Bad Conundrum

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 11.25.2013 | TV
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

Todd is a Stepford Psychopath. He's ironically and brilliantly the exact same character as he was on Friday Night Lights. Todd is Landry without a conscience.

Zombies on My Calculator -- Back to School Zombie Tips

Steven Schlozman, M.D. | Posted 11.03.2013 | Entertainment
Steven Schlozman, M.D.

World War Z is still cleaning up at the box office and there are zombie cookbooks and zombie walks and zombie dentists and pretty much anything else you can think of with the term zombie in front of it.