Irish Spring is male? What about Dial? And Ivory? I want to make sure I know the difference before I step into a shower again. God forbid I use the wrong soap and transform my gender, or grow a vagina, without realizing it.
In an effort to convince women to jump on the bandwagon of antiquated beliefs concerning vaginal cleanliness, Summer's Eve commercials entitled "Hail to the V" now feature a modern, sassy, independent talking-hand vagina.