This Sunday brings the Super Bowl. Why should you care as a gay person? Why should you watch? Here's the deal. (Some generalizations will follow. And some X-rated suggestions. And yes, I'm skipping Madonna entirely in this equation, to truly make a valid case.)
Game day is fast approaching, and while I know it's the Giants against the Patriots -- Eli Manning versus Tom Brady (who handily wins the "Best Dressed" in a suit) -- the only tension I feel is whether or not I'm up on all the ads that will break during the game.
So why I'll try my best not to roll my eyes when asked again what the Super Bowl means through a woman's eyes, I will say this much. My team's not in it, but I'll still be watching because it's in my DNA to watch it.