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Best of America!

Susie Sampson | Posted 10.07.2013 | Comedy
Susie Sampson

Best of America! That's right, gay marriage, politics, hugs, immigration, etc. Americans are always so smart. Almost as smart as I can be. I'm excited to share some of my interviews with you and I hope you enjoy them.

A Royal Prince and a Weiner!

Susie Sampson | Posted 09.25.2013 | Comedy
Susie Sampson

Royal Prince babies and Weiners! It has been one heck of a week. Who knew things would be so eventful. I don't understand Anthony Weiner though... how can you just keep messin' up like that?

Fetuses Masturbate??!!

Susie Sampson | Posted 08.21.2013 | Comedy
Susie Sampson

Babies are supposed to be pure and according to Congressman Burgess from Texas, boy babies are masturbatin' all the time. Yuck, if you ask me.

Scandal! State of America

Susie Sampson | Posted 08.07.2013 | Comedy
Susie Sampson

I took the opportunity to check in with some of my fellow Americans to see what they're thinkin' these days. It's pretty complicated if you ask me. As usual, there's no hope for liberals, always wantin' to help people.

Kids with Guns a Good Thing?

Susie Sampson | Posted 06.12.2013 | Comedy
Susie Sampson

I am so happy to shed light on what fellow conservatives feel about gun control! Obviously, it's no good. I mean, why not give guns to kids?