Coming out of the closet is so last week. The new hot media trend is "outing" 5,000-year-old skeletons from the apparent sexual confusion of their caves. But does the story of the so-called "Gay Caveman" hold up?
The new year is already overflowing with hot celebrity gossip. Luckily, everyone's two favorite sun-baked hosts are back to bring you the best, only slightly false news out there, from Willow Smith's wedded bliss to Kim's new hair fail.
I'm always eager to hop on a Hollywood trend. So with the success of Modern Family, The Kids Are All Right winning at the Golden Globes and celebrity gays suddenly having children, I decided I should try becoming a dad myself.
We gays don't get a say in the major decisions that affect our lives -- like marriage equality and Don't Ask Don't Tell. BUT there is one place where we get to throw down the gavel proudly -- reality competition shows.
Hey Bishop Eddie Long, who knew you had such creep potential? You're anti-gay and are adamant that homos are destroying the fabric of society. Don't you know by now that all this translates to one thing?
According to Focus on the Family, "if there's one characteristic thing about the Gay Agenda in public schools, it's [that it's] sneaky." But I thought Asians were supposed to be sneaky -- fact-check your bigotry, FotF!