I give up at some point every season, but this year, I more give up. The Bach has been on for 20-something seasons, and we're just shamelessly recycling plot lines. How many times have we encountered fears of heights? Or made out in waterfalls, which is actually a good way to drown and never as sexy as it looks on tv?
Apparently, Britt and Kaitlyn (pictured above) will be joint Bachelorettes. But like Highlander, there can only be one. The two will enter the mansion, but -- according to some show rules seemingly yet-to-be-determined by the producers -- only one will be left to hand out the final rose. Surely, it will boil down to who is the better liked (or lusted after) by the guys in the house.