The reality gods smiled down on us last night and blessed us with a bonus episode of The Bachelorette. Perhaps two nights in a row of juicy, 'roid-fueled drama made it easier to decipher the strange laws of love particular to the world of The Bachelorette.
It's baaaaaaaack. The premiere of season 12 of ABC's The Bachelorette found (the boobs of) Joelle "JoJo" Fletcher bouncing back from being very ceremoniously dumped on national television by milquetoast cousin of Miss Piggy, Ben Higgins, on the last season of The Bachelor
Hi, my name is Sarah and I love The Bachelor. For years, this show has been one of my social outlets. Except I have come to see (shamefully in very recent days) that this is not a show about love at all. It is all about drama. It advertises tears. And we, the crowd, eat 'em up.