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The Bachelorette Season 9 Recap

A Devastating Departure

Lincee Ray | Posted 07.30.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

But it was the final 45 minutes of the show that culminated into what is probably the most drawn out on-camera break up in the history of the world. Instead of an exotic date, her drags Des over to a bench and proceeds to gently tell her that he's just not that into her.

An Extra Auf Wiedersehen

Lincee Ray | Posted 06.25.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

Guten tag, readers. It's week five and you know what that means? ABC foots the bill for the entire show to fly somewhere overseas because "Fill In The Blank Country" is totally the best place to go when you're on a journey to find true love.

G Is For Gangsta

Lincee Ray | Posted 08.03.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

I have to congratulate ABC for truly going the distance during the group date. Asking the whitest of white guys to channel their inner rap artist was pure gold. And I commend Soulja Boy for having the unfailing strength, unwavering ability and unending spirit to neither laugh nor cry during his mentoring sessions on how to be thug.

Weeding Out The Knights, Magicians And Dippers In Week One

Lincee Ray | Posted 07.27.2013 | TV
Lincee Ray

"The Bachelorette" is back! It seems like it was just yesterday that we witnessed Desiree clinging to Sean's neck, begging him not to let her go, before emphatically claiming to the rejection SUV camera man and ABC Psychotherapist that Sean had made a huge mistake.