The Onion News Network

You may think the nation's high unemployment is due to the recession, but that's not the whole story. Have you noticed that up to 35% of Americans now...

With the 2012 presidential election just about a year away, it's hard to believe how many GOP candidates have entered the race without there being a c...

When The Onion consolidates its entire staff under one roof next June, it will be doing so without its current editor. Joe Randazzo, who has been ...

NEW YORK -- The editorial team of The Onion, the beloved satirical newspaper that has called New York City its home for the last 10 years, may be movi...

In another hilariously accurate report from The Onion News Network, we learn of a missing college girl that matches the description of every sorority ...

Vice President Joe Biden has an amazing weekend planned, as long as the nation's (single) ladies are game: a secluded retreat at a rustic lodge in Lak...

A recent study has proven that times of intoxication are when Americans do the most aerobic activities, the Onion News Network reports. From over-ent...

The Onion News Network made a shocking discovery recently about teen pop sensation Justin Bieber. It turns out, Bieber is actually 51-year-old pedoph...

The Onion has seen the future. And it doesn't look good. Actually, strike that. It looks very good. The video that is. Where our society is headed, ho...

We all know there can't be 24 hours worth of meaningful news to report everyday, so how do all the 24-hour news networks fill the gaps? With 100% bull...