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U.S. To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com (VIDEO)

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's (VIDEO)

17-Year-Old Thinks She's Getting Into Photography

Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes (VIDEO)

ONION: $1.2M Study Shows Stabbing Harmful To Monkeys (VIDEO)

KFC No Longer Permitted To Use The Word 'Eat' In Advertisements

Trekkies Hate New Star Trek Film; Say It Lacks Stiff Acting And Heavy-Handed Message Of Tolerance (VIDEO)

"Auto Warriors": Ford Plants Compete To Keep Their Jobs (VIDEO)

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs (VIDEO)

Study: Children Exposed To Pornography May Expect Sex To Be Fun (VIDEO)

DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack (VIDEO)

TV Producers Running Out Of Types Of People To Have Dance With Each Other

Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport (VIDEO)

U.S. Finishes A 'Strong Second' In Iraq War