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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Hollis Miller  05.29.2015
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character...
The Summer Pep Talk Parents Need

The Summer Pep Talk Parents Need

Kate Baer  05.28.2015
Have you ever tried putting sunscreen on a toddler? Imagine greasing a back-talking cake pan who has been given the gift of questions while...
Directions to Motherhood

Directions to Motherhood

Bailey Gaddis  05.28.2015
The journey to motherhood is flush with quicksand, stool softeners, thorns in the sciatic nerve, secret all-you-can-eat-buffets, justified...
Dear Blue Bear (You S.O.B)

Dear Blue Bear (You S.O.B)

Ashley Allen  05.28.2015
I've been looking for you for TWO DAYS. I have gone through trash cans, Blue Bear. I have turned over every single couch pillow in this...
A Mom's Summer Bucket List

A Mom's Summer Bucket List

Kathy Radigan  05.27.2015
Spend a rainy day at the movies. See the whole movie without anyone throwing up or needing 10 bathroom breaks. Extra star if we leave the...
If Graduation Speeches Were Honest

If Graduation Speeches Were Honest

Amy Nielson  05.27.2015
Today, we celebrate your bleak future, where you will be forced to make your own decisions, cook your own food and fold your own laundry....
What Would Happen If My 5-Year-Old Joined Twitter?

What Would Happen If My 5-Year-Old Joined Twitter?

Ariel Chesler  05.26.2015
As my older daughter approached her 5th birthday recently, my wife and I wondered what it might be like if she were on Twitter. We imagined...
Nit Happens! Mom of 6 vs. Head Lice

Nit Happens! Mom of 6 vs. Head Lice

Stephanie D. Lewis  05.22.2015
If you want to capture someone's attention, walk into Target and ask the clerk, "On what aisle would I find products to kill..." then whisper...
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Hollis Miller  05.22.2015
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character...
13 Reasons Moms Never Get Haircuts

13 Reasons Moms Never Get Haircuts

Elizabeth Laing Thompson  05.21.2015
Scheduling a haircut is never easy, but once you have a child, getting a haircut takes divine intervention, planetary alignment and a whopping...
A Hangover Guide For Parents

A Hangover Guide For Parents

Kaitlyn Jones  05.20.2015
What's worse than being older and hungover? Having a toddler AND being hungover. You know who doesn't understand the "Irish flu?" A very...
5 Facebook Moms Who Need to STOP

5 Facebook Moms Who Need to STOP

Mary Katherine Backstrom  05.19.2015
I steal your recipes and craft ideas. I pin your birthday parties and comment on your vacations. Your kids? They are so darn precious....
Important And Not-So-Important Things I Want To Tell My Kids, From A To Z

Important And Not-So-Important Things I Want To Tell My Kids, From A To Z

Melissa Sher  05.18.2015
Two of the greatest things about getting older are caring less about what other people think about you and thinking more of the people...
Belly Bump Probs, Or My Pregnancy In Photos

Belly Bump Probs, Or My Pregnancy In Photos

Brooke Arellano  05.15.2015
Week 22: So, I guess this is the point where black is no longer slimming. Week 23: More gas than Exxon.