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Things Kids Say

32 Adorably Hilarious Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 07.19.2016 | Parents

When kids inevitably say the darndest things, their parents want to remember it. That’s why mom Lacey Ellis invented the app LittleHoots, which all...

32 Hilarious Kid Quotes, Illustrated

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 12.23.2015 | Parents

Dad Martin Bruckner made headlines a year ago for his illustrations of the hilarious things his toddler daughter says. He shares his work on a Tumblr ...

36 Hilarious, Strange And Totally Delightful Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 11.10.2015 | Parents

Parents know that kids say some pretty original things -- from hilarious turns of phrase to surprising nuggets of wisdom. That's why many moms and dad...

15 Nuggets Of Wisdom From Kids That Prove They Are Wise Beyond Their Years

The Huffington Post | Hollis Miller | Posted 11.02.2015 | Parents

You never know what words will come out of a kid's mouth -- sometimes they're crazy, sometimes they're incoherent, and most of the time they're pretty...

34 Funny, Fascinating And Totally Frank Quotes From Kids

The Huffington Post | Caroline Bologna | Posted 10.02.2015 | Parents

The words that come out of little kids' mouths are truly original, and parents know this better than anyone. That's why many moms and dads chronicle t...

Actual Movie Dialogue That Works For Everyday Situations

Mary Beth Holcomb | Posted 06.27.2015 | Parents
Mary Beth Holcomb

When Your Kids Become Teenagers (The Bourne Identity). Me: "I don't want to do this anymore." Husband: "I don't think that's a decision you can make."

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Cottrell | Posted 11.18.2014 | Parents
Sarah Cottrell

My son is 4 years old. He likes to tell stories and make weird sounds at the top of his lungs. The other day, he was on a roll, making annoying fart sounds with his armpits and mouth.

5 Lists for People Who Need to Feel Included Among People Who Have Lists

Wendy Bradford | Posted 06.29.2013 | Parents
Wendy Bradford

Five Things I Hear Way Too Often: 1. Mommy, wipe my butt! 2. I want a banana. 3. I broke the banana. 4. Mommy, fix the banana. 5. I want a banana.

Corporate Jargon vs. Parenting Gems

CT Working Moms | Posted 03.25.2013 | Parents
CT Working Moms

It occurred to me that at work, we say lots of things that aren't really clear and don't really mean anything, whereas as a parent, we have to speak very clearly, concretely and literally. Judge for yourself from the samples below.

What Color Am I?

Josie Loza | Posted 03.17.2013 | Latino Voices
Josie Loza

Alejandra's father is black. I'm Latina. He ate grits and greens. I ate chorizo and tortillas. Before we had children, we had lengthy discussions about how we would raise our kids. Now that Alejandra is in pre-kindergarten, she wants to know where she fits in among her peers.

Adorable Toddler Gets Worked Up Over 'Frickin Travel' Call In Celtics Game

Posted 05.18.2012 | Parents

This toddler is pretty worked up about a travel call made during a recent Celtics game. She's just not completely sure what "travel" means. The lit...