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Actual Movie Dialogue That Works For Everyday Situations

Mary Beth Holcomb | Posted 06.27.2015 | Parents
Mary Beth Holcomb

When Your Kids Become Teenagers (The Bourne Identity). Me: "I don't want to do this anymore." Husband: "I don't think that's a decision you can make."

Kids Say The Darndest Things

Sarah Cottrell | Posted 11.18.2014 | Parents
Sarah Cottrell

My son is 4 years old. He likes to tell stories and make weird sounds at the top of his lungs. The other day, he was on a roll, making annoying fart sounds with his armpits and mouth.

5 Lists for People Who Need to Feel Included Among People Who Have Lists

Wendy Bradford | Posted 06.29.2013 | Parents
Wendy Bradford

Five Things I Hear Way Too Often: 1. Mommy, wipe my butt! 2. I want a banana. 3. I broke the banana. 4. Mommy, fix the banana. 5. I want a banana.

Corporate Jargon vs. Parenting Gems

CT Working Moms | Posted 03.25.2013 | Parents
CT Working Moms

It occurred to me that at work, we say lots of things that aren't really clear and don't really mean anything, whereas as a parent, we have to speak very clearly, concretely and literally. Judge for yourself from the samples below.

What Color Am I?

Josie Loza | Posted 03.17.2013 | Latino Voices
Josie Loza

Alejandra's father is black. I'm Latina. He ate grits and greens. I ate chorizo and tortillas. Before we had children, we had lengthy discussions about how we would raise our kids. Now that Alejandra is in pre-kindergarten, she wants to know where she fits in among her peers.

Adorable Toddler Gets Worked Up Over 'Frickin Travel' Call In Celtics Game

Posted 05.18.2012 | Parents

This toddler is pretty worked up about a travel call made during a recent Celtics game. She's just not completely sure what "travel" means. The lit...