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Things Parents Say to Kids

'Don't Lick Your Shoe' and Other Sage Advice

Wendy Fontaine | Posted 05.02.2013 | Parents
Wendy Fontaine

Over the past six years, I've uttered the most peculiar phrases -- things I never would've imagined myself saying before becoming a mother. "Keep your pants on at the playground" and "Tuna sandwiches don't belong in the DVD player" come to mind.

Things You Never Thought You’d Have To Say (Until You Became A Parent)

nickmom | Posted 12.07.2012 | Parents

Written by Adrienne Hedger and Shannon Seip For NickMom Are “Don’t lick the _________” and “Please don’t pee on the _______” parts of y...